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Things Damian Wayne Has Said To The Batfamily More Than Once

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ª     “Did you just say the air freshener smells like fireball? Yes, us non-alcoholics call that ‘cinnamon’ Todd.”

ª     “Drake! Wake up! You are drooling on the table. If you are going to sleep, do it somewhere that we do not have to sanitize regularly.”

ª     “Richard, you are the only acceptable sibling. The others can pass as siblings, but only when I cannot find you.”

ª     “Father! I demand to know where you have put my sword! Do not ask questions about what Drake or Todd have done, just give me my sword!”

ª     “Pennyworth where is my dog? You bathed him?! But he was reveling in the blood of his enemies!”

ª     “Richard might have set the standard for Robin, but I have perfected it, and nothing any of you say will ever change that.”

ª     “The only reason that you and I get along Todd, is because we have a mutual dislike for Drake. Now…would you like to help me prank him?”

ª     “Are you feeling alright Drake? No? Oops, he fainted. Well, I guess that means that the sleeping powder in his coffee worked.”

ª     “I do not know what worries me more Richard. The fact that you live almost solely off cereal or the fact that your reaction to breaking your leg after jumping off a ledge is, ‘oh well, next time I’ll land correctly.’”

ª     “It does not matter what Todd and Drake have done! I want my sword Father!”

ª     “But Pennyworth! How is Titus supposed to scare his enemies when he smells like blueberries and citrus?! Summer lemonade is not a frightening scent!”

ª     “The only difference between your times as Robin and mine is the fact that you were all filling a position that was rightfully mine.”

ª     “It truly surprises me that with all your accidents, you have somehow managed to not shoot yourself Todd. I mean in all the time you have used weapons, you have not accidently shot yourself? Astonishing.”

ª     “I just want you to know Drake, I am still not over your contingency plans, and I have created a list of my own. Also, your ‘friends’ are in my father’s kitchen and I want them gone.”

ª     “Richard! I demand more of the affection commonly known as ‘hugs’! But do not tell Todd and Drake! They will laugh at my weakness.”

ª     “If?! If I find my sword?! I think you mean when I find my sword. And when I find my sword you will be the first person I come after Father! Mark my words!”

ª     “You might be right Pennyworth…perhaps Titus can still defeat enemies and smell like summer lemonade at the same time. Alright. For now, I will allow it.”

ª     “And like Robin, Batman is my destiny to-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! DO NOT THROW ME IN THE POOL! I AM THE SON OF BATMAN AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME!”

Tim Drake aka Red Robin Edit for my friend since she needed to recover over Tim!Joker

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