This Is Why I Don’t Tell 99% People Im Bisexual

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

Reblog if you can proudly admit you've never sent anon hate.

I really wanted to draw a comic about green turtles ;_; they’re facing so many hardships and are classified as endangered. I want this issue to get more attention.

It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.

- 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐆𝐔𝐍: 𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐒

𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 << >> 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵

𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐠𝐮𝐧/ 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐠𝐮𝐧: 𝐦𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐢’𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.

𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠!!!

𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 • 𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

- 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘓𝘌𝘠 “𝘙𝘖𝘖𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘙 ” 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘞

𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 ➵ @feralforfrank

𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 ➵ @zstrn

𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 ➵ @//zstrn

𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ➵ @topgun-imagines

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 ➵ @stargazing15

𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 ➵ @justabigassnerd

𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐨 ➵ @ohtobeleah

𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐩 ➵ @cherrycola27

𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 ➵ @starlightval

𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮? ➵ @//feralforfrank

𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ➵ @tongue-like-a-razor

𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 ➵ @hotgirlmav

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 ➵ @callsign-valley

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 ➵ @roosterforme

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 ➵ @wildbornsiren

𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ➵ @heartsofminds

𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 ➵ @greenorangevioletgrass

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐧 ➵ @bradshawsbaby

𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ➵ @bradshawsbitch

𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐰 ➵ @jupitercomet

- 𝘑𝘈𝘒𝘌 “𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘔𝘈𝘕 ” 𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘐𝘕

𝐨𝐡, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲! ➵ @unmistakablyunknown

𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 ➵ @siempre-bucky

𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ➵ @youlightmeupfinn

𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐧 ➵ @sweetlittlegingy

𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 ➵ @krmy2386

𝟎𝟐.𝟐𝟕𝐩𝐦 ➵ @hanluev

𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 ➵ @//hanluev

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 ➵ @saintlike78

𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨 ➵ @roostersforevergirl

𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐮𝐩. 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩. ➵ @lostdreamr-blog1

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 ➵ @hederasgarden

𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐭 ➵ @top-hhun

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 ➵ @cherryobx

𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐲 ➵ @kryptonitejelly

𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝟏𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 ➵ @rolycolysficrecs

𝐬𝐮𝐧-𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 ➵ @ddejavvu

𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨 ➵ @sunlightmurdock

𝐣𝐮𝐤𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐰𝐚𝐫 ➵ @//roosterforme

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ➵ @//youlightmeupfinn

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬 ➵ @lgg5989

𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 ➵ @bussyslayer333

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 ➵ @zablife

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 ➵ @//bussyslayer333

𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 ➵ @fandomxpreferences

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞… ➵ @make-me-imagine

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭 ➵ @theharddeck

- 𝘙𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 “𝘉𝘖𝘉 ” 𝘍𝘓𝘖𝘠𝘋

𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 ➵ @mothdruid

𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐬 ➵ @topguncortez

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬 ➵ @gennyanydots

𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 ➵ @//bussyslayer333

𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐭 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 ➵ @withahappyrefrain

𝐰𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 ➵ @floyd-luvr

𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ➵ @pearliepeach

- 𝘕𝘐𝘊𝘒 “𝘎𝘖𝘖𝘚𝘌” 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘞

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬 ➵ @duchesstypewriter

𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧’ ➵ @//duchesstypewriter

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 ➵ @youlightmeupfinn

𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐤, 𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐤, 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞! ➵ @callsign-dragonbaron

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧’ ➵ @callsign-cree

𝐩𝐬 • 𝘪 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵.

𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘺. 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪’𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 :)

i relate to this. because i own more mugs than there are people in hawkins as well

the real mystery with stranger things is…

why the fuck does eddie’s uncle have so many mugs like dayum my dude you have more mugs then there is people in hawkins

sometimes i remember the age of zuko was banished and that means he was in charge of a ship full of sailors at age 13. i don’t know about you but if my ass in seventh grade tried to be any kind of commanding officer over sailors, it would NOT go well. in the middle of giving an order and your voice cracks so loud someone on the moon could hear it. god damn.