Bending Laws Of Physics Is Easy For Us 

ITS HERE GUYS AND IM LOSING MY SHIT, IM CRYING.

I’m prepared for my heart to break all over again.

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

If you're ever feeling bad about a poor decision you've made, just remember that

Jeff Atkins would definitely give you a second chance.

We don’t deserve Tom Holland

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom. 

He is ready to send some mail to Stark.

LOOK.

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it’s all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

A handy guide to Obi-Wan Kenobi's age

The Phantom Menace - 25 

Attack of the Clones - 35 

Revenge of the Sith - 38 

A New Hope - 57 

He is: 

23 years younger than Qui-Gon 

16 years older than Anakin 

11 years older than Padmé 

21 years older than Ahsoka 

38 years older than Luke & Leia

He: 

Was brought to the Jedi Temple at 3 

Became a Padawan at 13 

Became a Knight at 25 

Became a General at 35 

Became a hermit at 38 

Died at 57

So, I was talking to my sister yesterday and she was talking about her BF, and I’m just sitting there. Thinking to myself “Why dont i have a guy? Is there something wrong with me? Should i dial down my weirdness a bit?” I’m almost seventeen and i havent even been kissed yet. I havent even had a guy say that he liked me. When will my perfect guy come around? Am i even worth it?

Omg I need one of these.

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