I JUST Learned That This Shirt Cost Them $10,000 To Put Into This Movie… But They Refused To Compromise

I’ve always imagined Ron going to Australia with Hermione to find her parents like “Why Australie, Hermione? WHY COULDN’T YOU SEND YOUR PARENTS TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT FUCKING GIANT SPIDERS?“

THIS HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

(The credits go to @ sebastianstanfan on instagram)

Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

MORE THAN A BAND — Lemonade Mouth

Literally my life

When you read an amazing imagine but theres only one part

I’m sorry for the person I will become when Spider-Man no way home comes out

Things Jason Todd Has Said To The Batfamily More Than Once

Author’s Note: This was fun to do. Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit @mellowstatesmanhandsempath @it-is-dana

ª     Hey, Barbie and The Twelve Dancing Princesses, get over here and help me. Yes Dick, I was talking to you. Who the hell do you think I was talking to?

ª     You good replacement? I literally have no idea what he said, he was talking so fast.

ª     Why don’t you get over here and say it to my face pint-sized? You know what? I’ll even bend over so you can reach my face. How would you like that two-bit?

ª     Bruce, words cannot express how much I do not care. Tell you what, you give me two-hundred grand, and I won’t put a bullet in that fucker’s brain just because.

ª     Alfred have you seen my copy of Hamlet? I left it on the stairs? Really? When was I on the stairs?

ª     I’m only here for the free food and gear.

ª     The weather was supposed to be clear tonight? Oh well, more fun watching morons bust their asses in the rain as they run in terror anyway.

ª     Hey Esmeralda. Quit dancing around and fight. Acrobatics? Dancing? Same shit Nightwig.

ª     How long has it been since you slept Snow White? How many hours? It’s a goddamn miracle that you aren’t dead yet. 72 fuckin’ hours. Ho-ly. Shit.

ª     You know what teeny? I died before it was cool. You and all the others copied me.

ª     I have an idea about what would make me happy, B. Why don’t you bend over and let me plant my foot in your ass? That’ll make me happy.

ª     You know Alfred? Sometimes I wonder how you manage to get into our apartments, but since our laundry and housework gets done, I won’t question it.

ª     I’m still only here for the free food and gear.

ª     Dickhead, I’m running out of nicknames to call you man. What about Ric? Or Rick with a ‘ck’? No? Yeah, that name sucks. I’ll just stick to dildo and dickhead.

ª     I don’t care if the case is super important Sleeping Beauty. If Bruce finds out I let you stay up any longer, it’ll be my ass. And I’m too fuckin’ old to be chewed out.

ª     Wow look at that. Bruce’s spawn is angry about something. Shocker there.

ª     Okay…the hug isn’t so bad. Alright let go, I’m done being hugged. No, I’m not crying Bruce!

ª     You bought me a new bookshelf? Alfred, I think I might cry.

ª     Why don’t you people understand that I’m not here for you? All I want is free food and gear.

ª     I didn’t mean to shoot him in the head! His head got in the way of the other fucker’s arm! I mean, you have to admit, we have one less problem now.

ª     Up yours Cinderella. Yes, I mean shove it so far up there it gets lost. That’s what I mean Dick.

ª     Did that little fucker climb out the window? He sure did. Get back here and go to sleep! I don’t want to get yelled at!

ª     I’m not above beating the crap out of a thirteen-year-old, you little demon. Let’s go then. I’m not afraid of you. I fought Ra’s, Bruce, Dick, and Tim, and I’ll sure as hell fight you too.

ª     We could always kill him. What do you mean that’s not an appropriate answer? That’s always my answer when it comes to that pale-bastard, Bruce.

ª     Alfred, I don’t have enough books for my new shelf. You bought me more books?! I’m crying now.

ª     Give me the free food and gear! It’s all I’m here for!

ª     I hate all of you. I mean, I love you all and I’d do anything for you, but I hate you just as much.

Reading fanfics is so fucking painful. I have to stop reading for a minute whenever the characters start doing fucking embarrassing things coz I’m suffering from extreme second hand embarrassment.