umbrella academy not using the ghost of you in any of klaus’ war scenes is the biggest missed opportunity in media history
Alternate title for episode 6 of Bridgerton - imagine a world where everyone actually talked to each other candidly and openly about their needs, wants, desires, fears, insecurities, and childhood traumas and everyone roundly agreed that talking about how sex and pregnancy worked early and openly was a good idea
Alternate version the second - Spring Awakening 2.0: Probably No One’s Gonna Die of a Back Alley Abortion, Men Still Know Everything About Sex and Women Know Nothing, But Hey, The Lack of Consent During Sex is Gender-Flipped!
What it feels like to enter adulthood.
This is freaking amazing ♥️⚡️👑
Credit to owner: grabble424 on YouTube
https://youtu.be/Puw6A3d0wbE
*10 minuets into a 6 hour drive* Jon: We there yet? Conner: How about I throw you out and you run there? Damian: Hey Uncle Barry! Want to watch me play chicken in the street? Barry: Nice job kid! Clark: Like wanting a game of Froger. Iris: I had a bad dream that I chipped a nail last night. Damian: Your priorities are always in order. *stuck in bumper to bumper traffic* *someone chances lanes in front of us* Clark: You stinker! You took my gap. *driver ahead waves* Clark: Don’t wave at me! Clark: *grumble* You’re welcome. *caravan of 4 cars stuck in bumper to bumper traffic* *Bat Fam in car 1, Super Fam in car 2* *Clark calls Bruce* Clark: How many more miles until the traffic thins out? Bruce: 2.8 miles. Bruce: You have 5 people on your car and you didn’t ask anyone to figure that shit out? Selina: Bruce, he wanted to hear your voice. Clark: Yep and I’ve had about enough of it. *hangs up*
*after being stuck in traffic for 5 hours* Jason: This is Virginia’s way of pissing people off before letting you leave for North Carolina: traffic lights. Alfred: *goes up to kids all week to reapply sunscreen at random intervals* Bart: Did you win or lose pong? Artemis: I didn’t play. So I didn’t lose which means I’m a winner. Wally: That’s not how that works. Artemis: That’s totally how that works. Jason: Bruce Wayne. The man. The myth. The asshole. Jon: What are you drinking? Jason: Sprite. Jon: Can I have a sip? Jason: Sure. Jon: *sips* Jon: *spits out vodka-tonic* Jon: That’s not Sprite. Jason: That was the most stupid question you’ve ever asked. Clark: Don’t scare my son! Lois: Boy’s got to learn someday. *Barry tires and fails 5 times to make a mixed drink for themed night* Bruce: You were never a bar tender we’re you? Barry: Nope! I can get a beer out of a fridge that’s about it. Tim: Too much family time? Jason: Happens to the best of us. Conner: Who likes old, stale, bacon? Tim: No one! Conner: I mean I’d still eat it. Tim: Same. Jason: Same. Dick: Same here. Diana: Your boys are discussing. Bruce: Same. Diana: -_- Artemis: I would never purposely ignore you. It’s something I’d think about doing but not intentionally do. Dick: You look like you’re struggling there Uncle Barry. Barry: I’ve struggled a lot today. Dick: I heard. Dick: *looks at Bruce accusingly* Bruce: Hey! I didn’t say any- Bruce: Yeah I did. *sitting in the pool* *starts to rain* Wally: I’m getting wet. Bart: I know your lips are moving but all I’m hearing it “wah wah wah wah” Selina to all fatherf of boys: All these boys do is flip each other off. It’s like their own personal wave or something. *deciding drinking games to play* Jason: I’m thinking another round of Kings. Who’s in? Everyone: NO! Tim: Only if it’s Diet Coke. Barry: *sitting in hot tub, drunk, with Iris* Clark: How are you feelin’ Allen? Barry: Aroused. Jason: Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story. Bart: I’m really good at rising up to low expectations. Diana: *founds Bruce, Selina, and Iris in the bathtub* Diana: Checking in, is everyone okay? Iris: Yep! We’re having a conversation before they have sex in here. Jason and Dick: *fighting over a spoon* Jason: You CAN NOT use a spoon on a JELLOSHOT! Dick: WATCH ME! Alfred: *deep sign* Diana: What happened to Ben Afleck? Lois: I’d do him. Clark: O_o
Selina: What are you good at? Lois: *drunk* Lois: Geological politics! G-g-g-geographical politics? Selina: You sure about that? Bruce: *very drunk* Bruce: *starts kickboxing the air in the kitchen* *listening to Stacy’s mom* *everyone very drunk* Jason: Stacy’s friend wants to fuck her mom. Clark: How do you know that, do you know Stacy? Iris: Who’s Stacy? Does anyone have a picture of Stacy I wanna see her. Jason: Turn on Boohienen rapcity! Dick: Bohemian Rhapsody. Jason: *flips the bird* Jason: I’m drunk as fuck and can’t say that sober. Wally and Artemis: GALLILEO!! Jason: See?! They understands me! Tim: *drunk* Tim: Aunt Diana! I’m seeing two of you! Diana: That sounds like a you-problem. Clark: Selina Kyle get off your phone! Bruce: She’s taking pictures. Clark: I know she’s taking pictures. That’s why she’s got to get off it! Barry: There’s a weird dipstick by the pool. Bruce: That’d be Clark. Tim: Dude I’m taking the meatiest shit right now. Conner: They’re just jealous. Tim: ^-^ ️ Wally: No we’re not. Tim: >_< Damian: Have you done anything at all today? Bruce: I burped. I might fart. We’ll see what happens. Clark: I’ll fart with you. Barry: I’ll get in on that. We’ll make a musical. Jon: Have you seen Mr. Wayne? Alfred: I was not responsible for Mr. Wayne today.
Tony Stark: don't hug me parker we're not there
Tony Stark: *creates a suit for Peter Parker with over 500 web settings*
Tony Stark: *puts a tracker and recording devices into the suit so he can ensure Peter is safe constantly*
Tony Stark: *has requested updates on Peters life so he knows that Peter quit marching band six weeks ago*
Tony Stark: *listens to all the voice messages Peter leaves for Happy to the point that he knows Peter got a churro from a Dominican woman for giving her directions*
Tony Stark: *talks about his own father being distant and how he's trying to end the cycle when talking to Peter*
Tony Stark:
Tony Stark: also im not your dad so jot that down
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Omg I need one of these.
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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