List of bnha characters I DO NOT TRUST:
Mineta
Endeavor
Overhaul
All For One
Tetsutetsu’s parents
people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY
Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”
Me:
I recently saw a post here on Tumblr that said that when a fanfic gets deleted from Archiveofourown.com or Fanfiction.net (or any other website you can think of) you will never be able to find this again. But let me tell you… this isn’t true.
Nothing ever leaves the web!
I’m going to be using @jbsforever as example. Hope you don’t mind! And if you do just tell me and I’ll delete this post.
Anyway, jbsforever recently deleted all of her fics on Ao3. This is how her page looks like right now:
As you can see there are only 3 fics available. She had a lot more than that. Luckily for us, she’s putting them on again! (THANK YOU SO MUCH 😘). But there were still 16 fanfictions available that we can’t access through her page anymore.
All you will want to do is open google.com, type in the name of the writer (or the name of the fanfiction if you remember) + the website that their fanfiction was published on.
So for example: jbsforever archive of our own
Now you would have the normal search results appear, like here above ^^.
Normally you would click on the words that are in blue to go to their page. But this will bring you to how the page is currently installed. So we will be working with the words under there, the ones that appear in green. You can see a little arrow pointing downwards at the end of it.
Click on this arrow and a little box with the word “cached” will appear. You will want to click on this. Guess what her page looks like now?
TADA!!!!! 16 fanfictions and their names for you to enjoy. Unfortunately if you click on one of the stories while on this (rediscovered?) page, you will get an error:
But don’t worry! All you have to do, is take the title of the story you want to read. Go through the exact same process you just did with the author’s name, but just type their name and the title into google now (author + title). And you will have access to their deleted stories!
You will have to google each chapter individually (so type in google: author + title + chapter of choice), but honestly that’s a small price to pay for having access to a goldmine of fanfiction!
Hope this will come in handy for you! And thank you @jbsforever (ily ♥♥♥).
Have fun reading, everybody!
#mood
Boy reunited with lost dog. [source]
Smosh
Smosh Games
Danisnotonfire
AmazingPhil
Markiplier
Jacksepticeye
All Time Low
5 Seconds Of Summer
Russell Howard
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
High School Musical
Stevop
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Supernatural
Five Nights At Freddy’s 1, 2 and 3
The Fault In Our Stars
Harry Potter
StarKid
Avengers (Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye.)
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
Thank you! :)
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I love this so much
Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader (female pronouns)
Summary: When you are captured by the First Order, Poe is out of his mind worrying about you as he knows he has hardly any time to rescue you before it’s too late. Luckily, you share your husband’s uncanny ability to piss off distract General Hux.
Warnings: Swearing, very brief mentions of violence. This is mostly just sass.
A/N: This is inspired by the opening scene of TLJ, but doesn’t actually contain spoilers for the movie.
You groaned as you finally gained consciousness, only to find yourself strapped to some sort of metal board, propped up to keep you vertical. Steel bands kept your hands and feet still, and the largest band was uncomfortably tight across your torso.
Taking in your surroundings, you concluded that you were definitely aboard a First Order ship; if the restraints and the dark, dreary decor didn’t give it away, the pasty looking General standing a couple of metres away definitely did.
“Hey handsome,” you offered when he failed to speak. His expression somehow soured even more, to your surprise.
“I am General Hux of the First Order,” he told you, his voice cold. “You will tell me where the rebels are.”
You furrowed your brow in mock confusion. “The who?” you asked innocently. Hux scowled.
“The rebels.”
“Where are they?” you repeated, still wearing a thoughtful expression. You almost dropped your facade in favour of a grin as you noticed the jolly ginger General clenching his fists in impatience.
“Yes.”
“On a ship, I’d imagine.”
He was obviously gritting his teeth now, to your satisfaction. “Where. Is. The. Ship?”
You shrugged innocently, before grinning.
“Fucked if I know, mate.”
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Poe struggled to keep up with BB-8 as the two of them sprinted towards the main hangar, the rest of Black Squadron hot on their heels. You had been captured, and there was no way they were wasting a single second in their mission to rescue you.
As Poe climbed up into the cockpit of his X-wing, his eyes landed on the holo image of you that he kept above the controls. His heart ached at the image of you smiling, not a care in the world. He could only imagine the kind of hell that the First Order was putting you through.
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Hux was slowly losing the will to live.
You batted your eyelashes innocently at him as he pulled a blaster from his belt.
“This gun could kill you before you get the chance to scream,” he threatened, raising the weapon to aim at your forehead. You raised one eyebrow.
“And there was me thinking you were happy to see me.”
He ignored your comment, and stepped closer to you.
“What information do you have on the man known as Dameron?”
You felt your heart falter in fear at that question; you’d seen firsthand the First Order’s hatred of your husband, and you’d be damned if you’d let them hurt him again.
“Dameron?” you repeated, frowning slightly. “I know that name, describe him?”
“Excuse me?” Hux spluttered indignantly. You shrugged.
“Well, I know of two guys called Dameron. One is a very flexible stripper on Coruscant, the other’s a Resistance pilot with abs for days and a voice that could get you pregnant. Which one is it you’re referring to?” you added innocently.
Hux’s eyes flared with anger as he struggled to think of a dignified way to respond. You smirked subtly; you could practically hear the cogs turning under his greasy hair, and you wouldn’t be surprised to see steam coming from his ears at any moment.
“The second one,” he eventually hissed, his face going red.
“Aw that’s a shame, the first one could really help you brighten up this place. So, what do you wanna know about the Resistance’s hottest pilot?” you asked, smiling politely.
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Poe held his breath as he chanced a glance round the corner and saw two armed stormtroopers guarding the door, behind which he could hear General Hux’s voice raised in anger. He couldn’t hear any sound from you, and he wasn’t yet sure if that was a good or bad sign.
“Enough bloody games!” Hux yelled, grabbing your jaw roughly and making you wince as you bit your tongue. “You may think you can ridicule me, but you cannot! I am General Armitage Hux, of the First Order!”
“With a name like that, you don’t need me to ridicule you,” you wheezed, earning a harsh slap across the face. You held your breath as you heard the faint sounds of a struggle outside the door, thanking the Maker that Hux didn’t seem to have noticed.
“You will tell me where Poe Dameron is, or I will kill you where you stand,” he growled, once again holding the blaster to your temple. You sighed in defeat, loud enough to mask the sound of the door hissing open.
“You really wanna know where he is?” you asked, putting on a falsely heartbroken tone.
“Yes, you fool!”
You smirked. “Duck.”
His face contorted in confusion. “Wha-?”
Poe’s fist flew out of nowhere, sending the General sprawling to the floor.
“You took your time,” you commented casually, as your husband set to work releasing your bonds. He chuckled.
“You’re not easy to find, sweetheart. He didn’t hurt you, did he?” he added in concern as you stepped out of your restraints, stretching your legs and wincing. You smirked.
“I think I did more damage to him.”
Poe grinned proudly. “That’s my girl.”
Taking your hand in his, he set off at a sprint through the winding corridors of the First Order ship towards where his X-wing and Black Squadron were waiting on you.
“Seriously though, what took you so long?”
“Oh shut up.”
A/N: Thank you for reading! It would mean a lot to me if you left feedback in my ask, have a great day!
1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.
2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity or sexuality.
3: At the same time, revelled in traditionally female interests such as babies, marriage and housework without apologizing for them, or suggesting they made her inferior or weak.
4: Overcame teenage obesity.
5: Grew up in an emotionally abusive home, with a mother who subjected her to relentless criticism and verbal mistreatment….But still emerged with a sense of her own self-worth, determination to fulfil her dreams and huge capacity to care for others.
6: Stayed friends with her brother who bullied her as a child, and contributed to said-emotionally abusive home. Didn’t blame him for her mistreatment or show resentment towards him.
7: Took former best friend – who abandoned and rejected her for a ‘high society’ life – into her home without question.
8: Prior to this, accepted a woman who had previously lived on the streets, as her roommate and welcomed her into her group of friends.
9: Went through unemployment and shitty jobs, but refused to take unfair advantages she hadn’t earned (i.e. Pete buying her a restaurant). Eventually gained a prestigious head chef position based entirely on her own merit.
10: Walked away from the man she thought was the love of her life, because she wanted children and he’d only have them to make her happy. Even though that option would have been 100 times less painful for Monica, she knew that wasn’t fair on him and refused.
11: After marrying the actual love of her life, she waited until Chandler was ready to have kids, because she knew about his fears of raising children. When they discovered virtually the only option for children was sperm donor-ship (so they’d be her kids but not his), she refused and insisted on adoption.
12: Was also the one-woman cheerleading team for the aforementioned love of her life, in telling him he could be the amazing boyfriend, husband and father that he never saw in himself. Was proved 100% right.
13: Resisted her control-freak coping mechanisms to give Chandler the power of making the big decisions about their future, (saying ‘I Love you’, moving in together, marriage), so he could work through his commitment phobia. Again, proved it was 100% worth it.
14: Encouraged her husband to quit a job he hated, then supported him – financially and emotionally –through his subsequent unemployment and helped him find his dream career.
15: Never, ever fucking gives up on anything or anyone.
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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