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If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

Things Jason Todd Has Said To The Batfamily More Than Once

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ª     Hey, Barbie and The Twelve Dancing Princesses, get over here and help me. Yes Dick, I was talking to you. Who the hell do you think I was talking to?

ª     You good replacement? I literally have no idea what he said, he was talking so fast.

ª     Why don’t you get over here and say it to my face pint-sized? You know what? I’ll even bend over so you can reach my face. How would you like that two-bit?

ª     Bruce, words cannot express how much I do not care. Tell you what, you give me two-hundred grand, and I won’t put a bullet in that fucker’s brain just because.

ª     Alfred have you seen my copy of Hamlet? I left it on the stairs? Really? When was I on the stairs?

ª     I’m only here for the free food and gear.

ª     The weather was supposed to be clear tonight? Oh well, more fun watching morons bust their asses in the rain as they run in terror anyway.

ª     Hey Esmeralda. Quit dancing around and fight. Acrobatics? Dancing? Same shit Nightwig.

ª     How long has it been since you slept Snow White? How many hours? It’s a goddamn miracle that you aren’t dead yet. 72 fuckin’ hours. Ho-ly. Shit.

ª     You know what teeny? I died before it was cool. You and all the others copied me.

ª     I have an idea about what would make me happy, B. Why don’t you bend over and let me plant my foot in your ass? That’ll make me happy.

ª     You know Alfred? Sometimes I wonder how you manage to get into our apartments, but since our laundry and housework gets done, I won’t question it.

ª     I’m still only here for the free food and gear.

ª     Dickhead, I’m running out of nicknames to call you man. What about Ric? Or Rick with a ‘ck’? No? Yeah, that name sucks. I’ll just stick to dildo and dickhead.

ª     I don’t care if the case is super important Sleeping Beauty. If Bruce finds out I let you stay up any longer, it’ll be my ass. And I’m too fuckin’ old to be chewed out.

ª     Wow look at that. Bruce’s spawn is angry about something. Shocker there.

ª     Okay…the hug isn’t so bad. Alright let go, I’m done being hugged. No, I’m not crying Bruce!

ª     You bought me a new bookshelf? Alfred, I think I might cry.

ª     Why don’t you people understand that I’m not here for you? All I want is free food and gear.

ª     I didn’t mean to shoot him in the head! His head got in the way of the other fucker’s arm! I mean, you have to admit, we have one less problem now.

ª     Up yours Cinderella. Yes, I mean shove it so far up there it gets lost. That’s what I mean Dick.

ª     Did that little fucker climb out the window? He sure did. Get back here and go to sleep! I don’t want to get yelled at!

ª     I’m not above beating the crap out of a thirteen-year-old, you little demon. Let’s go then. I’m not afraid of you. I fought Ra’s, Bruce, Dick, and Tim, and I’ll sure as hell fight you too.

ª     We could always kill him. What do you mean that’s not an appropriate answer? That’s always my answer when it comes to that pale-bastard, Bruce.

ª     Alfred, I don’t have enough books for my new shelf. You bought me more books?! I’m crying now.

ª     Give me the free food and gear! It’s all I’m here for!

ª     I hate all of you. I mean, I love you all and I’d do anything for you, but I hate you just as much.

Things Damian Wayne Has Said To The Batfamily More Than Once

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ª     “Did you just say the air freshener smells like fireball? Yes, us non-alcoholics call that ‘cinnamon’ Todd.”

ª     “Drake! Wake up! You are drooling on the table. If you are going to sleep, do it somewhere that we do not have to sanitize regularly.”

ª     “Richard, you are the only acceptable sibling. The others can pass as siblings, but only when I cannot find you.”

ª     “Father! I demand to know where you have put my sword! Do not ask questions about what Drake or Todd have done, just give me my sword!”

ª     “Pennyworth where is my dog? You bathed him?! But he was reveling in the blood of his enemies!”

ª     “Richard might have set the standard for Robin, but I have perfected it, and nothing any of you say will ever change that.”

ª     “The only reason that you and I get along Todd, is because we have a mutual dislike for Drake. Now…would you like to help me prank him?”

ª     “Are you feeling alright Drake? No? Oops, he fainted. Well, I guess that means that the sleeping powder in his coffee worked.”

ª     “I do not know what worries me more Richard. The fact that you live almost solely off cereal or the fact that your reaction to breaking your leg after jumping off a ledge is, ‘oh well, next time I’ll land correctly.’”

ª     “It does not matter what Todd and Drake have done! I want my sword Father!”

ª     “But Pennyworth! How is Titus supposed to scare his enemies when he smells like blueberries and citrus?! Summer lemonade is not a frightening scent!”

ª     “The only difference between your times as Robin and mine is the fact that you were all filling a position that was rightfully mine.”

ª     “It truly surprises me that with all your accidents, you have somehow managed to not shoot yourself Todd. I mean in all the time you have used weapons, you have not accidently shot yourself? Astonishing.”

ª     “I just want you to know Drake, I am still not over your contingency plans, and I have created a list of my own. Also, your ‘friends’ are in my father’s kitchen and I want them gone.”

ª     “Richard! I demand more of the affection commonly known as ‘hugs’! But do not tell Todd and Drake! They will laugh at my weakness.”

ª     “If?! If I find my sword?! I think you mean when I find my sword. And when I find my sword you will be the first person I come after Father! Mark my words!”

ª     “You might be right Pennyworth…perhaps Titus can still defeat enemies and smell like summer lemonade at the same time. Alright. For now, I will allow it.”

ª     “And like Robin, Batman is my destiny to-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! DO NOT THROW ME IN THE POOL! I AM THE SON OF BATMAN AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME!”

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