Are You Ready For An Explosive Time With The Kingsman This September?

If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

Quotes as said by my family during our week long beach vacation in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. Featuring the Bat Fam, Super Fam, Flash Fam, and Wonder Woman

*10 minuets into a 6 hour drive* Jon: We there yet? Conner: How about I throw you out and you run there? Damian: Hey Uncle Barry! Want to watch me play chicken in the street? Barry: Nice job kid! Clark: Like wanting a game of Froger. Iris: I had a bad dream that I chipped a nail last night. Damian: Your priorities are always in order. *stuck in bumper to bumper traffic* *someone chances lanes in front of us* Clark: You stinker! You took my gap. *driver ahead waves* Clark: Don’t wave at me! Clark: *grumble* You’re welcome. *caravan of 4 cars stuck in bumper to bumper traffic* *Bat Fam in car 1, Super Fam in car 2* *Clark calls Bruce* Clark: How many more miles until the traffic thins out? Bruce: 2.8 miles. Bruce: You have 5 people on your car and you didn’t ask anyone to figure that shit out? Selina: Bruce, he wanted to hear your voice. Clark: Yep and I’ve had about enough of it. *hangs up*

*after being stuck in traffic for 5 hours* Jason: This is Virginia’s way of pissing people off before letting you leave for North Carolina: traffic lights. Alfred: *goes up to kids all week to reapply sunscreen at random intervals* Bart: Did you win or lose pong? Artemis: I didn’t play. So I didn’t lose which means I’m a winner. Wally: That’s not how that works. Artemis: That’s totally how that works. Jason: Bruce Wayne. The man. The myth. The asshole. Jon: What are you drinking? Jason: Sprite. Jon: Can I have a sip? Jason: Sure. Jon: *sips* Jon: *spits out vodka-tonic* Jon: That’s not Sprite. Jason: That was the most stupid question you’ve ever asked. Clark: Don’t scare my son! Lois: Boy’s got to learn someday. *Barry tires and fails 5 times to make a mixed drink for themed night* Bruce: You were never a bar tender we’re you? Barry: Nope! I can get a beer out of a fridge that’s about it. Tim: Too much family time? Jason: Happens to the best of us. Conner: Who likes old, stale, bacon? Tim: No one! Conner: I mean I’d still eat it. Tim: Same. Jason: Same. Dick: Same here. Diana: Your boys are discussing. Bruce: Same. Diana:  -_- Artemis: I would never purposely ignore you. It’s something I’d think about doing but not intentionally do. Dick: You look like you’re struggling there Uncle Barry. Barry: I’ve struggled a lot today. Dick: I heard. Dick: *looks at Bruce accusingly* Bruce: Hey! I didn’t say any- Bruce: Yeah I did. *sitting in the pool* *starts to rain* Wally: I’m getting wet. Bart: I know your lips are moving but all I’m hearing it “wah wah wah wah” Selina to all fatherf of boys: All these boys do is flip each other off. It’s like their own personal wave or something. *deciding drinking games to play* Jason: I’m thinking another round of Kings. Who’s in? Everyone: NO! Tim: Only if it’s Diet Coke. Barry: *sitting in hot tub, drunk, with Iris* Clark: How are you feelin’ Allen? Barry: Aroused. Jason: Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story. Bart: I’m really good at rising up to low expectations. Diana: *founds Bruce, Selina, and Iris in the bathtub* Diana: Checking in, is everyone okay? Iris: Yep! We’re having a conversation before they have sex in here. Jason and Dick: *fighting over a spoon* Jason: You CAN NOT use a spoon on a JELLOSHOT! Dick: WATCH ME! Alfred: *deep sign* Diana: What happened to Ben Afleck? Lois: I’d do him. Clark: O_o

Selina: What are you good at? Lois: *drunk* Lois: Geological politics! G-g-g-geographical politics? Selina: You sure about that? Bruce: *very drunk* Bruce: *starts kickboxing the air in the kitchen* *listening to Stacy’s mom* *everyone very drunk* Jason: Stacy’s friend wants to fuck her mom. Clark: How do you know that, do you know Stacy? Iris: Who’s Stacy? Does anyone have a picture of Stacy I wanna see her. Jason: Turn on Boohienen rapcity! Dick: Bohemian Rhapsody. Jason: *flips the bird* Jason: I’m drunk as fuck and can’t say that sober. Wally and Artemis: GALLILEO!! Jason: See?! They understands me! Tim: *drunk* Tim: Aunt Diana! I’m seeing two of you! Diana: That sounds like a you-problem. Clark: Selina Kyle get off your phone! Bruce: She’s taking pictures. Clark: I know she’s taking pictures. That’s why she’s got to get off it! Barry: There’s a weird dipstick by the pool. Bruce: That’d be Clark. Tim: Dude I’m taking the meatiest shit right now. Conner: They’re just jealous. Tim: ^-^ ️ Wally: No we’re not. Tim: >_< Damian: Have you done anything at all today? Bruce: I burped. I might fart. We’ll see what happens. Clark: I’ll fart with you. Barry: I’ll get in on that. We’ll make a musical. Jon: Have you seen Mr. Wayne? Alfred: I was not responsible for Mr. Wayne today.

I’m sorry WHAT?! Hint for what?!

this was so beautiful

Roses are red

Violets are blue

in 👏 2019 👏 we 👏 finish👏 our 👏 WIPs 👏

i relate to this. because i own more mugs than there are people in hawkins as well

the real mystery with stranger things is…

why the fuck does eddie’s uncle have so many mugs like dayum my dude you have more mugs then there is people in hawkins

WANT

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Alternate title for episode 6 of Bridgerton - imagine a world where everyone actually talked to each other candidly and openly about their needs, wants, desires, fears, insecurities, and childhood traumas and everyone roundly agreed that talking about how sex and pregnancy worked early and openly was a good idea

Alternate version the second - Spring Awakening 2.0: Probably No One’s Gonna Die of a Back Alley Abortion, Men Still Know Everything About Sex and Women Know Nothing, But Hey, The Lack of Consent During Sex is Gender-Flipped!

in case you have a bad day