reblog to give tom holland his juice box so he’s not a whiny bitch
Mom my bio dad is being foolish again. We always have this argument about the number of Robins. He says there was only one and that was Dick. I say four, even though it's like six if you count Steph and Carrie, but I count the main boys since most people know who they are. Anyway, no matter what I do I can't convince my dad that there's more than one and that the title gets passed down. Any ideas or should I just accept that my dad doesn't want anything to happen to his precious originals? I rather not accept defeat but oh well.
Oh but this is spectacular. Don’t argue, just wholeheartedly embrace it! There were no other robins; only Dick Grayson.
Jason Todd? Dick walking on his knees in a trenchcoat.
Tim Drake? Dick in a wig.
Stephanie Brown? Blonde wig padded bra.
Damian Wayne? Dick crouching with a sword.
That’s why they so rarely interact in canon; because whenever two or more robins meet it’s just Dick running back and forth putting on different disguises.
Red Hood nearly killing Red Robin? Dick in a wig beating himself up a la that one scene from fight club. (not to mention the battle for the cowl)
In multiple-Robin hostage situations Dick gets out of his cuffs/rope just so he can change his persona and then puts them on again.
Dick as Batman has a cape with yellow lining so he can just flip it and become robin and answer his own quips.
When Red Hood appeared Dick and Bruce watched as Dick with padded clothes and plateau boots went on a rampage and Dick was like “who could it be?”
Everyone plays along even though he fools absolutely no one except Clark who’s like “different hair different person has always been my motto”
Everytime one of the Robins becomes old enough to stop being a side-kick Dick just invents a new one like “yes, I am now a small violent child. Teach me stuff” and Bruce is like “fine but only because I need someone to mentor” and Dick, tired af, is like “I know”.
Sam Wilson would treat me right.
“dick”
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
The Phantom Menace - 25
Attack of the Clones - 35
Revenge of the Sith - 38
A New Hope - 57
He is:
23 years younger than Qui-Gon
16 years older than Anakin
11 years older than Padmé
21 years older than Ahsoka
38 years older than Luke & Leia
He:
Was brought to the Jedi Temple at 3
Became a Padawan at 13
Became a Knight at 25
Became a General at 35
Became a hermit at 38
Died at 57
Who did this 💀
Um, like, NOTHING in this world is taken more seriously than my Hogwarts house. NOTHING.👏🙅👏
Omg
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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