When Your Crime Lord Son Has Glow In The Dark Eyes

I KOVE IT SO MUCH

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

Deity who's unacquainted with concept of evolution creating a world with, like, twelve different kinds of creatures, thinking "yes, that's a good number – nice and symmetrical", then going on vacation for a couple million years and being very upset at what's waiting for them when they get back.

they want to take everything away from us

thats what im going to be for a few days oh god and im not even that cool to entertain myself

i go on tumblr, talk to myself then leave

you look great in that frog costume