Fuck College…i Am Going To Go Be A Trout………

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

Hexside kids also learn spanish as a form of communication that potential invaders from the demon realm won't know, and that the types of humans who would want to attack BI are less likely to.

consequently, dominican spanish winds up being the secondary language of the Boiling Isles.

gay ass balls!!!!

please stop harassing me. i just got here i dont know who you are this isn’t funny

a while back i drew the dang space probes as humans because i am so mentally ill. here they freaking are

i made them all from the locations the probes were actually launched from, so nine and ten are from florida and juice is from france

first image text (characters in order of appearance from left to right):

Ten:

- would dress nice/more fem

- literally just nine but a bit younger

Nine:

- business casual kinda thing

- freckles from florida sun

- still heavily influenced by 60s fashion

- tallest

Juice:

- generic sports t-shirt

- puts on glasses when commissioner mode

- blonde

- solar panel earrings

- french guy

- tooth gap

- shortest

angela and unrelated, different person detective where’s my coffee

i redid this blog today after not using it for like a year and for the life of me i cant remember why i called it that. “like theresa, i am texas” dont know what its a reference to who is theresa

being a 17776 fan feels like chewing drywall. guys. guys this story ostensibly about american football changed me. no guys you should read it - well when I say read I mean experience it really - no no it's online it's free - no it won't break your computer this is normal it's okay i promise it's not even really about football. well no actually it's about satellites. yeah the Jupiter Explorer is in it and they're a little shit. yeah no the gender binary doesn't exist in 17776. yes i meant 17776 not 1776. it's not even really about satellites. it is though. please i am begging you read this it changed me.

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!