Cute Date Ideas:

IMG_1604 by Static Box

“To mock a killing bird” sounds like a much more exciting book

A computer walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says three beers please.

Thank you @heavenlyorange

Metro Exodus map

During the  E3 2017 Announce Gameplay Trailer we can see what seems is going to replace the diary of the previus two games:

It shows us a map, so I decided to see what info could be found in it:

I tried translating the rest of the text in the map with no luck, so feel free to add info or corrections.

I propose this solution

I had an impure thought

My head hurts, i have fever (that i feel it provably means it's around 39 celcius) Sometimes i start monologuing, so here's some stuff I've said to myself: -I'm charcoal friendly -Something about pistachios being related to crabs?? -Fish are just slugs even though they don't move by sticking to stuff -I'm so lonely or at least I hope so -too hot too hot, hot damm -Others make stupid questions like what is the meaning of life, at least I'm asking the real questions like what is the meaning of lmfao and why is it related to aliens

Me: here's a metaphor for how much I appreciate you

Other: here says literally "I don't like you"

Me: the lack of metaphor is the metaphor

When you enter a cave and it’s full of Deathclaws