Do Me A Solid And Just Reblog This Saying What Time It Is Where You Are And What You’re Thinking About

when moots yumeship is too cute so you lowkey have to trap them in a glass jar and observe them 💔

Yall. My family calls me calamity jane because i am astoundingly clumsy. Im not allowed to wash any knives, even butter knives, without cutproof gloves. Okay?

I just slammed my finger in the very dirty back door so hard that one side got cut open and the other bloomed into an instantly black bruise. My brain whited out immidietly, i politely asked my brother to continue my jobs and then stood and waited for my mom to get home. With my black and bleeding finger. She walks in and i stand there like 🙂 for a few minutes, i wouldnt want to rush her!! She gets over to me and i go 'i... cant see.' And collapse on the spot.

Fast forward ten minutes, ive passed out three times, my dad had to kickstart my body into breathing once, but my wound is cleaned and im concious again!!

Me, while venting my vivid paranoia feuled fears to my very concerned brother: aw man, i typed is instead of i there. How embarrassing :\

Im actually kinda proud of this one, hes gaming at what is probably way too late

Did more shit happen while I was gone. Again

Anyone here watch r&m? Bcause

two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says "BECHDEL TEST PASSED" and they both look at each other and go "so ive been meaning to tell you something"

I keep passivly thinking that auspisticism is way too forgotten as a quadrant and yknow thats very in character for a mage of rage

Cringe culture is dead but i know where its buried.