He Rat On My Junk Till I Explode. He Road On My Hog Till I Need An Inhaler. Need I Say More

Call me strider 'way I'm walking all these players like a dog. Can't do nothing without me, always riding on this hog.

Everypony gather round, listen close to d-stris teachings- the walls of Troy are nothing, bro, cuz I'm the prince of breaching.

I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. I'm dividing every one, they call me a mathematician.

Surrounded by water cuz I make these hoes so wet, call all the boys to the yard cuz I'm as hard as it gets.

Quick Venture sketch!! I already love them sm <3

Self care is skipping the second half of leave luanne

imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED

Wow okay so we have a chicken now i guess

Don't mind this I like listing things so picked my top 30 women efer

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

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Posts about Palestine are getting fewer days by days . Please don't stop .

Israel is slowly loosing the battle because they are exposed , so keep exposing them and write about Palestinians . We owe them this much .

Me, trying to sleep: I wish I was a bird. 🙁 a nice little carrion bird, preen the feathers and play in the rain. Mmm viktor would be a robot, I think. So no rain for him.

Two days later, I am still living in that nice little world

Sorry for ponyposting, it will happen again.