QUICK!!

you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

The funny thing about chronic nightmares is that im always referencing the hat man meme. Someone jokes about their nightmares about snakes and bedsheets so i joke about my nightmares about stalking and psychological horror and then i see their looks of worry and im just Oh, Is This Not A Safe Place Suddenly (we were trading nightmares?? Why are you looking at me like that?? How did i mess up again??)

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

Dirk beating the shit out of bro

god gives his worst gastrointestinal issues to his most undeserving victims

Sorry im reblogging this it took me *forever*.

Ok so i missed all of alenoah week but heres this anyway

Something something doomed romance, snuck into cargo hold in the middle of the night, noah knows its gonna hurt when it ends and is taking what he can, ale is trying not to think about how it has to end and is holding on desperately. Or something.

This is like my first or second attempt at ‘real’ rendering so go easy please?

absolutely incredible, they should always have commentators

Disclamer: I do not know anything. I am kind and also confused and that's all I have for sure