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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Every time someone writes Viktor as a pathetic submissive twink, an angel looses it's wings 😔😔😔

I got over it. Like, mugraine is still there, but whatevs. Life goes on regardless, i refuse to be a memory

Haha guys guess what my current moodlet is!! No, no, i prommy its gonna be fun!! Guess what- guess what my main focus is being forcefully spent on all day!!! Guess!!!

I'm about to transcend!!!! I'll see you guys in a little bit!

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

Post cancelled life is super fun and im eatin a little snack :]

Who new id find another thing to be anxious about!! Life really is full of little surprises huh!

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

People who ship to a character who has no technical canon ship, but with a ship that the fandom treats as obvious and canon, are braver than any us marine

you ever get tired of living but in a non-suicidal way