Hey, Hey Dont Cry, Im In The Top .05 Hozier Listeners. Okay? I Got This.

I started saying 'fascinating.' To anything unexpected and bad, in a sarcastic 'I knew this wouldn't end well and wow it went terribly' way. Eventually it shifted to a genuine 'fascinating...' when things have gone unexpectedly bad, in an odd cartoony scientist 'oh wow I hadn't realized you could do that, how do you do that?' Way and like

Highly recommend? I've started finding good and bad things genuinely interesting and also making people laugh by genuinely muttering '...fascinating..!' At any minor inconvenience and it makes life more fun!!

Things that your F/O(s) do(es) NOT hate you for:

being unemployed/barely making money

not having a drivers license yet/being too scared to drive

not having any friends/only having a small group of friends

having no social life/being physically or mentally unable to have a social life

being homeless/having to live with roommates to make ends-meet/still living with your parents

being a virgin/not being that experienced

having been with multiple partners

your past/current trauma

your looks/weight/height

your disability/illness

your bad habits/routines/boundaries

your life

you

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I have yet again been possessed by the spirit of moirailegence and drawn the sappiest softest self insert art you ever did see

Kinda silly how the poll time only has options for one day or one week, like i get it but man. Im sick of seein it after two and a half days, i have to wait five more???

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

The finished picture(s)!!

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