Physically Squinting: Yes, Yes I Know I Was Just Here. Yes I Understand, I Am No Fool. I Know You Just

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

every time i see fanart of viktor without his cane or crutch i die a little bit inside

double date

My Little Pony Character Themed Self Ship Ask Game!

This ask game is for FOs of any relationship! Romantic, platonic, QP, familial, whatever! Have fun with it, and please practice reblog karma!

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MANE CHARACTERS; General questions

Twilight Sparkle - How are you and your FO at making friends? Were you guys friends before falling for one another?

Rainbow Dash - Is there anything you or your FO are really good at, like exceptionally great at? What's the fastest either of you can do it?

Pinkie Pie - If you and your FO had to choose between a party or going to the library, what would be your choices and why?

Rarity - Do you think your FO has good fashion tastes? What about you, does your FO think your fashion is good?

Fluttershy - If your FO could have any animal in the world as a pet, what animal would they choose? And what about you? Why's that?

Applejack - How important is family to your FO? How important is family to you? Would you ever start a family with your FO?

PRINCESSES + ROYALTY; Deeper questions

Princess Celestia - Do you have any regrets? Does your FO have any? Would either of you go back in time to fix the things you regret?

Princess Luna - What is your FO's thoughts on whether or not people can change? What about you? Do you believe people can change?

Prince Blueblood - How would you describe your FO's sense of self importance? Are they full of themself, or do they think lowly of themself? How about you? What's your sense of self importance like?

Princess Cadance - Does your FO believe in true love? Do you believe in true love? How about love at first sight?

Flurry Heart - How much trust do you and your FO have in one another? Did it take a long time to gain their trust? How about for them to gain yours?

Shining Armor - Would your FO lay down their life for you? Would you lay down your life for them? Why or why not?

VILLAINS; Hypothetical scenarios

Nightmare Moon - You and your FO are suddenly surrounded with eternal night. What are your reactions? How do you feel? What's your plan of action for this predicament?

Discord - Your FO's personality has been completely flipped around. How do they act now? How would you react? What if you were the one who's personality got flipped? How would you act now, and how would your FO react?

King Sombra - You and your FO are given the opportunity to usurp a throne and rule over an entire kingdom with little to no consequence. Would you take it? Would they take it? Why or why not?

Queen Chrysalis - What would be the telltale sign(s) that your FO had been replaced by an evil changeling? What about your telltale signs?

Lord Tirek - Would your FO ever betray you? If so, why? Would they have a good reason to, or would they be doing it out of their own personal gain? How about you, would you betray your FO for any reason?

Cozy Glow - If you told your FO your deepest, darkest, most personal secret, would they be able to keep it? Why or why not? Would you be able to keep their deepest secret in return?

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