Istfg If One More Person At This Dorkass School Tells Me To Throw My Coffee Away While HAVING A COFFEE
istfg if one more person at this dorkass school tells me to throw my coffee away while hAVING A COFFEE IN THEIR HAND IMMA LOSE IT
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ugh why yES I DO RECOGNIZE THAT BLOG TITLE
AAAAHH THANK YOU I LOVE NEX GEN
(Currently listening to kingslayer =D)
Okay so I love bmth (NEX GEN AHHHHHHHHHHHH (it’s also my blog name =3)) but I only really know Oli. He’s awesome but I don’t know that much about the other band members so idk. Idek what im asking for. Rundown maybe? Idfk.
OH FUCK YES!!!!!!
I will try to make this as cohesive as possible, so bare with me
Okay, since you already know Oli, I’ll start with our silly, silly rhythm section first:
Matt Nicholls: Matt (he also goes by Mat too) is their drummer, pictured here with Oli and Tom (Oli’s little brother & BMTH’s old drum tech)
Matt is the funniest guy ever. He and Oli used to get CRAZY drunk together during the early days of bmth and since Sempiternal the two mellowed out but they’re still silly I promise. He used to be a huge aficionado for smoking weed but I’ll be honest he either just doesn’t talk about it anymore or doesn’t smoke anymore :-(… his most iconic moment: in Lads On Tour he was super drunk in the back of the bus and their friend Stokesy and Tom are asking him to retell a story about him stealing a forklift from a venue and driving it around (because Lee their guitarist dared him to 😭) and he made the mistake of saying “I driv’d it about” and it’s the funniest thing ever 😭😭😭 he also has pissed in the tour bus fridge by drunkenly mistaking it for the bathroom (on his birthday no less) and I love him. Agent of chaos this man is <3 OH ALSO!!! he has ADHD which is what got him into drumming in the first place and he’s so funny because in the earlier days of their band during conversations he didn’t want to have he would either walk away or just start playing drums really loud 😭
Matt Kean: Matt Kean is their bassist and is pictured here with Matt, for all intensive purposes I refer to him as Vegan because that’s his nickname to differentiate him from the other Matt in their band xD
Vegan, funniest fellow ever. He’s so quiet but god I love him. He’s so silly. His nickname is Vegan because his name is also Matt, but when he met the other guys their differentiation was that Vegan was…vegan and Matt was not (Matt was briefly vegan in the early 2000s but I believe he gave it up lmao). He is legitimately so so so underrated. When he first started playing shows with the band he used to play backwards with his back facing everyone to hide the huge smile he’d have while playing because he’d always wanted to be in a band and play music with people and he was just so overjoyed to be able to do that but it didn’t fit with their image to be happy and giddy so he’d hide it 😭😭😭 to me he’s like. Quiet guy with very little words but everything he DOES say in interviews does not miss. Funny as fuck for no reason. I love him forever. ALSO he has 2 cats named Koi and Kikui(? I’m saying this off the top of my head so it might be misspelled sorry) and they’re soooo cuteeee….i love u Mr Kean <3
Lee Malia: Lee is their guitarist! Here he is pictured with Vegan :3
Lee is so cute and also super super underrated!! He’s a crazy good guitarist and BMTH would not be the band it is without his insane playing…Lee’s super funny, he and Oli have been friends since they were kids and they used to go out to watch Jurassic Park in theaters together as kids 😭😭, he’s super super shy so he doesn’t say much on camera, but he’s so silly!! In Lads on Tour he side eyes Oli for trying to kiss Vegan and it’s fucking hilarious 😭, he also gets approached by a fan that doesn’t speak English and they mistakenly call his playing terrible instead of terrific and he gets so sad he’s like awh :( and lights up when the fan corrects himself ehehehe…Lee is so cute, I feel so bad I don’t know too much fun little facts about him in comparison to everyone else but I promise he’s a cutie!!!!
John Jones: JJ is their touring rhythm guitarist/ex tech (I believe he was one of their guitar techs? im not exactly sure tho xP) and has been their touring rhythm guitarist since Jona left the band in 2012, but has been with BMTH for years before that! Here he is pictured with Lee :3!
Honest to god I know the least about JJ out of everyone in BMTH, I am so sorry JJ lovers out there. All I do know is that he’s been in the band whether it’s been as their tech or as their touring guitarist for a very long time! He also is apparently super active on the BMTH subreddit, which is really cool that he interacts with the fans so much! I think he’s really cool and a very vital part of the band :-)!!! He has said before that he doesn’t particularly want to be an official member of the band, but he’s been touring with them for so long he might as well be xDD
AND NOW WE GET INTO THE EX-MEMBERS SEGMENT……WEEPS UNCONTROLLABLY
Jordan Fish: Jordan is their ex-Keyboardist/Producer, & he was in the band from 2012-2023! Here he is pictured w/ Oli and Matt :3
Jordan I miss you every day king…he was so funny and he contributed so much to the band…gah!!!! Jordan joined the band in 2012 when BMTH was looking for a different sound and found him as he was playing music for a band called Worship. He initially didn’t even wanna be in the band and just wanted to be their producer, but he got along so well with them that they were like what the fuck no be in our band you’re awesome we can’t do this music without you, so there he was. Musically, Jordan is legitimately the reason why everyone loves Sempiternal, and GOD his backup vocals on the entirety of That’s the Spirit…..god. But also, Jordan is so funny and him and Oli are like two peas in a pod. There’s one video of him completely drunk out of his mind at the Kerrang 2015 awards show and it’s the most hilarious thing ever he’s a silly drunk and was talking about the most random shit ever <3 also the making of Ludens video was so funny because they made Ludens in their hotel rooms and bc the wifi was so bad his program kept crashing and Jordan slowly became more and more insane about it every time it would crash and it was so funny 😭😭
Jona Weinhofen: Jona is their ex-rhythm guitarist! He was in the band from 2009-2012, here he is pictured with Matt, Vegan, & JJ! :3
Jona joined the band after their original guitarist Curtis left, they met him through mutual friends. Jona is Australian! He was in the band I Killed the Prom Queen before BMTH, and once he joined BMTH there was no going back !! God, musically Jona-era BMTH holds a very special place in my heart simply because of how well Jona and Lee worked together with their playing, and with Jona’s backup vocals on their songs as well! Jona is straight-edge and vegan, which is pretty cool!! Also, that last picture of him with JJ is him fitting in a baby harness, that is all <3
Curtis Ward: Curtis was their ex-rhythm/lead guitarist before Jona! He was in the band from the beginning in 2004 and left mid-tour in 2009, here he is pictured with Vegan :D
Honest to god, Curtis is also super underrated. Essentially, BMTH formed with Oli, Matt, Lee, Vegan, and Curtis. They made music and wanted to tour the world together and made all these promises to each other that they’d be a band no matter what. But then they started touring and Curtis started getting homesick, and started missing his girlfriend and all that stuff. And mid-tour after they were still celebrating the release of Suicide Season, Curtis just decided to leave the band. They all got really pissed off and all yelled at each other and so Oli started writing angry ass lyrics about him, which ended up becoming ‘Blacklist’ later on lool…after BMTH im not too sure what he got up to, I do know that he took up modeling! He’s a silly little emo boy that shredded on guitar and formed a great band but then left said band because touring got the best of him and he deserves so much better than the shit Oli and Matt gave him during TIAH-era bmth <3
And that is all!!! I hope that this answered some questions for you <333
Go forth and watch many BMTH interviews if you would like to learn more about them!!!!
But remember, always skip the first few seconds of Lads on Tour !!!!
YALL WE ACTUALLY DIDNT PASS OUT
still don’t know what I’m on the brink of tho
what are you on the brink of?? PASSING TF OUT
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@i-apologize-in-advance you are definitely banana but you are also kinda sea but in a good way trust
<3
(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)
high school dances are weird yall
oooh don’t mind if I yes
Really real song: starchild by sweet pill orrrr Ghost by Gouge Away
song I find beautiful: Cut the Bridge by Linkin Park but specifically the acapella version (although it’s rlly just a vocals only song but they called it acapella so 🤷)
Poetic song: i saw Jesus hanging on a basketball hoop by sorry mom. idk it just scratches an itch in my brain
A song that says what I wish someone would say to me: You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring, always makes me feel good when I listen to it
A song that makes me want to kick ass: there’s many songs that could be be filed under this but imma go with emo girl chainsaw fuck by barbed wire Barbie (yes that is the name of the song).
A song that I’ve been listening to/that’s been stuck in my head: blackboxwarrior by will wood but specifically the cover Bear Ghost dropped out of no where lol
Tag game!!! (Please don’t let this flop that’d be embarrassing TvT)
Name a really real song
Name a song you find beautiful
Name a song that just feels like poetry
Name a song that says what you wish someone would say to you
Name a song that makes you want to kick ass
Name a song you have stuck in your head or are listening to/listened to recently
And I’ll start
Holding onto smoke by motionless in white
Turning out by ajr
Strangers by bring me the horizon
Take on the world by you me at six
Dangerous by set it off
The world is ugly by my chemical romance
Tags: @chelseaaasmileee @starrstruckksouul @average-emo-enigma @enoby-darkness-raven-way @lowkey-mynx @bookworm-fangirl1
DUDE WE ARE TWINNING IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. AND CATHOLIC SCHOOL PEOPLE (esp catholic school GIRLS) HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN MUSIC.
high school dances are weird yall
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