Jim Gordon: do you realize how fast you were driving?! I can only look the other way so much!
Batman: Brazilian free-tailed bats can fly at speeds up to 99mph
Jim: just…just try not to do it again
Batman: the rocket on the batmobile is supposed to mimic the tail of a Brazilian free-tailed bat
I’m forever in favor of him needing glasses
I see no difference
i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps
There are two D's in Jason's name because he comes with two times the drama
when you are forced to listen to your classmate at lunch read their 300k word batman smut fanfic and know you have to go home and look ur dad in the eye
Tony: One of my closest friends betrayed me and his best friend killed my parents.
Wanda: My brother and one true love died as well as my parents.
Peter: My parents died when I was a child and then I saw my uncle die infront of me and I got bit by a radioactive spider and I get bullied. Oh! And I was stuck under a building while wearing my homemade suit.
Wanda: Wait, you've been under a building?!
Tony: Wait, you're bullied?!
This is serious and can actually help someone!
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
[Has this been done yet.]
DC shitpost