Comparing Dick And Jason’s Early Days With Bruce Is So Funny, It’s Just The Opposite Of What You’d

[wip] hmmm i should probably stop drawing bruce only as his dandy dilettante persona……. oh well.

[ID: A sketch profile of Bruce Wayne, holding an old-fashioned cigarette holder between two fingers close to his lips. His hair is neatly coiffed back, and he’s wearing a tuxedo with a flower pinned to the lapel. END ID.]

finished version here

The batkids are so interesting because like Jason's a daddy's boy, Cass is a daddy's girl, Damian’s a daddy's boy, Dick likes Selina more, Duke would rather have his actual parents back but Bruce is nice and he's very very thankful, Babs loves her dad thank you very much, and Steph is reluctantly and unwillingly a daddy's girl.

But Tim? Tim's an older brother's boy. Don't get him wrong, he loves Bruce! He wishes him only the best, really. But Bruce could quite literally be having a mental breakdown and Tim would fix it, because that's what he does, he fixes Bruce’s problems, but it's not personal, it's business.

But with Dick? If Dick's hello-hug lasts for thirteen seconds instead of its usual fifteen, Tim's immediately all up in his business. What's wrong? Are you upset? Who upset you? What upset you? Can I help? No, tell me what's wrong, I'll fix it.

Tim's neurodivergent fanboy ass met his childhood hero and immediately glomped onto him. Dick's first mistake was not turning him away—the moment he let Tim into his apartment, whether he knew it or not, he just gained a little brother.

I’m forever in favor of him needing glasses

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

He should shatter his spinal cord

As a treat :)

jason todd should get to shoot the joker.

as a treat.

Jason should be able to bend all of the jokers joints (yes ALL of them) backwards

As a treat 😌

Teen Bruce pt 2: things I hear at school electric boogaloo

Bruce: *nodding along to a random guy talking about how "he would def suck Brandon's dick as long as he could ensure they would remain bros and not make it gay between them, bc he's not gay and Brandon's not gay so it would be more of a service to Brandon actually, just a favour really-"*

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Bruce: all I've got is one's in my pocket, I feel like a stripper

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Bruce: *thinks PSAT is a disease at first*

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Bruce: what're y'all being for halloween? I'm gonna be a nasty little whore.

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Bruce @ teen!Harv: really? after all the arson I watched you commit? we're still in the friend zone???

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Bruce: *watches selina and talia doing something stupid* polyam is a thing. a great, fantastic thing.

Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, he once tried to take a screenshot of a crack on his phone and you're trying to say he's the World's Greatest Detective?

Reasons why Bruce Wayne can’t be batman

Bruce Wayne can’t even control his children, you expect him to control Gotham’s criminals

repost some old stuff from twitter