Aideen ~ Earth Mother; Life Giver; Lady Of Forests, Mountains And Fields

↖ Star Stable Online owns this ass

i almost had linda in the second column as well. linda says bruh but only in the soul rider discord gc

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you know i had to do it to em

10/10 addition i love it 

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this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE? 

FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY? 

ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?

REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER? 

FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT? 

CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT? 

ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?

MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT? 

and mostly…

BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?

Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU! 

At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !

Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate! 

1, 2, 3 and 14!!

1. Astrid’s home stable is currently Moorland Stables. She likes it because of the relatively calm atmosphere, the fact that it’s in between Silverglade Village and Steves, and the nature surrounding the stable.

2. Astrid actually lives in Mistfall, but visits Moorland every day. She lives in Mistfall in order to get to her job as a Jorvik Ranger quickly.

3. Astrid’s favorite person is Linda. Astrid and Linda both adore Canterella and Knights of Unistria, and frequently have detailed discussions about the latest fanfics they’ve written or read, or any cool cosplays they’re planning. They also talk about druid stuff sometimes, but that’s rare.

14.  Astrid makes her money by working as a Jorvik Ranger. She leads trail rides, clears the trails with Keema, and generally does anything that needs to be done in Mistfall. 

thank you!!!

do you think jorvikians are just used to wednesdays being these incredibly bizarre world altering days of the week…horses phase into existence…people they know start looking and moving a little different…sometimes the land itself shifts…like for them thats just what wednesdays in their regular routine lives are like. the individual events might be weird to them but the fact that theyre happening isnt, because weird things always just happen on wednesdays

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