Marauder Headcanons
Do you know how in half blood prince we learn that Severus Snape figured out an easier way to make every potion. I like to think the James Potter was the only kid who could get the potions correctly with the normal instructions to how make the potions, and that Severus started figuring out easier ways to make the potions with the same outcome so that he could do just as well as James with less work. And that every year at the beginning of the year, the three other marauders would play like a game of rock paper scissors to see who got to be James potion partner. 
The marauders never got caught for the same prank twice. If they got caught once it would never happen again at least for that prank.
The only reason Harry lived and James didn’t is because Harry only had two other friends. Harry didn’t have the equivalent of Peter and if he had something would’ve gone wrong.
Mcgonagall knew that all of the marauders were in animagi, and was really proud.
Remus was horrible at care of magical creatures. He was one of the only kids to fail that class, and it was because all the animals knew he was a werewolf in were terrified of him.
As excited James was to have a kid Sirius was even more excited to have a godkid.
The animagus parts of Sirius, James and Peter, after a while, started to impact how they acted. I don’t mean like big ways. I just mean after a while of being transformed, they would forget a little bit that they weren’t the animals still.
If anyone had a nightmare, they would go to Remus’s bed. Not because he was good at comforting them, but because he really liked the cuddles (and was really good at giving cuddles).
Salty just casually dropping this lol and human one wholly supporting are just so wholesome and funny at the same time 😭🥺😂
Both at the same time: PETER!
*James and Sirius sitting in jail together*
James: So who should we call?
Sirius: I’d call Remus, but I feel safer in jail
James: Yeah, I would call Regulus but I don't think I'll make it through the day alive if I do that
I can’t get him out of my head
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(Full disclaimer : I mostly made this so that I could get it on a shirt to wear it and confuse every cis I encounter. )
I don’t usually read on Wattpad, but I have come to the realization that there are two kinds of stories on Wattpad
1: The ones that take you at least five hours to read
2: The ones that take you at most five minutes to read
If you want to know what it’s like being trans just imagine yourself exactly as you are but everyone else sees you as someone else and if you correct them they may kill you.
[ID: a tweet from user @NailsNCrowns (miguel gomez stan account.) that reads “someone put together a google doc of 150 gynecologists that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. It’s sorted by alphabetical order by state.” They include the link. Below is another tweet that reads “if your city isn’t on the list, please check back in a few hours because the list is updated hourly.” /end ID]
Here is the link to the Google doc.
I don’t think They can get away with this