Guys I Need. Hear Me Out. I Need The Blorbos. I Need To Read Them Go Through Hell And Back. Guys I Need

as you should. no it's not. i did nothing.

i apologise to all characters i shipped with their enemies i know how you feel now

how do i ban people from seeing my profile or my posts

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.

does anyone have any idea how i can slow down my brain? i need to sleep but the voices are too loud

i thought the quote was from a now cancelled streamer

Me fighting the urge to say "no don't kill yourself you're so sexy" anytime anyone makes a suicide joke (I have to remember it's, in fact, a fandom specific joke and they won't get it and it might also come across as flirting)

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD WAIT

i did 4 years ago they told me to come back if it gets bigger but they didn't tell me what to do if it gets smaller and denser

i love my cats we have so much in common. like both my male cat and i love sleeping and eating chicken. and with my female cat we both have at least one cyst that might be cancer but neither of us know for sure

i can TECHNICALLY crochet DOOM, should i?