So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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the account zanyloverpaper is a scam (proof)
I didn't know, thank you so much for informing me /gen
LET BRO COOK, THEY ONTO SOMETHING
LET. ME. COOK.
Lol jk its 4 fandoms now
Nobody:
My 3 current hyperfixations all combating simultaneously for my attention:
PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.
On the vernal equinox, March 21, 2024, my beloved baby was born and I named him Abdul Aziz. He was a beloved, innocent baby like any baby, but suddenly, a week after Abdul Aziz was born, he developed severe swelling in his abdomen. I visited several doctors specializing in pediatrics and neonatology to no avail
I performed several examinations and CT scans on the child to find out the cause, to no avail. Abdul Aziz's abdomen swelled significantly, which necessitated his immediate transfer to the hospital. There, in the presence of a pediatric surgeon, after a precise diagnosis, it was discovered that there was an intestinal obstruction preventing the baby from defecating.
Immediately, temporary conservative treatments were performed on the baby to remove the swelling, to no avail, until the doctor decided to perform a delicate surgical operation in which Abdul Aziz underwent general anesthesia when he was only 20 days old. The surgical operation aimed to create a lateral protrusion in the child's abdomen. Four samples were taken from the child's colon twice, under general anesthesia, to be examined in the laboratory. It was confirmed that part of Abdul Aziz's rectum had Hirschsprung's disease, and it was decided to perform a complex surgical operation a month from now to remove the affected part. I am speaking to you with great sadness and pain about my son's condition. At this age, he has undergone dozens of tests, blood samples, CT scans, and a large group of medications..
Now I ask you to support and donate to me to save Abdul Aziz and perform the operation after snoring from now on, and its cost may exceed 5000 US dollars.. I do not have this required amount and I do not want to postpone the date of the operation to solve Abdul Aziz's problem..
Your standing by me and supporting me is enough to improve the child's condition and perform the operation successfully.
What will we do with the money..
I will pay the money to cover the costs of the surgery as well as the costs of the hospital and the doctor and to buy the child's medications..
Help me save my baby
Guys. I have a problem. Every blue moon, I get reminded of sally face. And I can't escape the hyperfixation. It's an issue. I haven't even played the damn game for myself, all ive done is just watch other people play it and look at fanart. But hey, all my sally face fanart fucking slaps sooooo I'm not that mad
I love him your honor
He deserves the world ;-;<3
Very rough sketches of my human bill cipher
💜 Gabz ☆ She/they/star/sun/he ☆ 18 ☆ Biromantic ☆ Genderqueer ☆ I post art and stuff about things I like ☆ don't DM if a porn account ☆ proshippers, pedos, terfs, homophobes, transphobes, and zoophiles DNI ☆ I stand with Palestine 🇵🇸 💜
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