Jon Gets Tipsy Off A Couple Sips Of Red Wine And Martin Has To Carry Him Around Like A Sack Of Potatoes

Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

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emails from peter

perplexes me a bit when people say jmart is a boring healthy ship. they like each other and they're trying their best but this is the "I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous" "why not?" / "yes or no, can that fire hurt us?" "define 'hurt'" / "thank you for not hitting me this time" / [grins while using the other as bait without his prior knowledge] / "I knew you couldn't help yourself, you never could" relationship. they're affectionate and they care but fundamentally this dynamic is a game of "for your own good" betrayal chicken. they love each other enough that they could never bear even thinking about separating and this is both tremendously romantic and really, really bad.

Jonathan Sims. The archivist. The bringer of the apocalypse and an avatar of the eye.

Found the merry go round in the london zoo thrilling. THRILLING.

I love this man.

Daisy and Basira :DD my babes on the Strength Tarot Card❤️❤️❤️

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he says that every season

The universal experience of-

"oh god damn it. It was actually a tragedy horror podcast"

Every single person had that moment of looking at the description, then the cover art, and then the 10 episodes left and feeling a sense of absolute dread.

Also, Jon never had plot armor, he had plot knives that just kept stabbing him over and over until the world ended.

I finished it

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