and when the web is spun, will you find yourself the spider or the fly?
NOOOOOOO
YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD HUG?
FOOL!!!
anyway I can't finished it in a day so here's a sketch
@jonmartinweek
took a while to find a haircut and outfit for this weird little freak that walks the fine line of cunty and servant of eldritch horror
bonus, edited to silly size
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
This may actually be the coolest thing I’ve ever made
Statement of Dolly Parton regarding…”Jolene”
art block is unforgiving so i keep making non-stop shitposts (because that’s the only thing i’m willing to draw)
i used dan hentschel’s youtube thumbnails for reference by the way
+ happy pride
emails from peter
"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.