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The universal experience of-

"oh god damn it. It was actually a tragedy horror podcast"

Every single person had that moment of looking at the description, then the cover art, and then the 10 episodes left and feeling a sense of absolute dread.

Also, Jon never had plot armor, he had plot knives that just kept stabbing him over and over until the world ended.

I finished it

Thoughts in the tags

secretly a little bit punk jon is my favorite thing

Love how in TMA there are canonical Vampires and Werwolves and literally no one cares. Like none- they don’t even overtly tell you who in the cast is a werewolf you have to figure it out

My mum got me tickets to hilltop live for christmas and THIS is how she revealed it

MOOORE SCOTTISH SAFEHOUSEEEE

(the way I recently found out, that we could have had T E N episodes of "the office romance", before shit hit the fan, but NOOOOO A l e x-)

(Martin's frostbite scars)

[ID: A five panel digitally illustrated comic of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. The first panel shows just Martin's right hand, holding a large knife as Martin asks "Are you sure about this?". The second panel is a wider view, showing Jon propped up in Martin's lap, his head being cradled by Martin's left hand. Jon's left hand is holding Martin's face as Martin cries. Jon says "No, but I love you" and Martin replies "I love you too." In the third panel they move towards each other, eyes closed and mouths slightly open, and in the fourth panel they kiss. The fifth panel shows Martin stabbing the knife into Jon's chest as Jon gasps. End description.]

One way or another, together

Jonny Sims: *kills off all your favs brutally*

Also, jonny Sims: "The cat lives. I'm saying this now because I don't want people to worry the cat dies. We don't do that here"

its understandable that people characterize elias as a stereotypical annoying bitch disney villain, but i feel like the canon was trying to do something so much funnier with him. his main personality trait was never being petty or overtly evil. it was being boring and corporate. this is not loki, this is like. the narrator from the stanley parable. ok. this is mr. does budgeting for fun. he is an automatically generated manager who just so happens to be a 200 year old evil false prophet.

Jonah Magnus seemed to receive two types of letters

1. Hello friend I recently experienced something sinister and since you have that funky institute of yours, I thought you’d like to hear it

and

2: NO JONAH WE CAN’T KEEP HOOKING UP, but here have an account of my experience with something horrific, DON’T CONTACT ME AGAIN