Uh.... Yeah! Teaholding For Ya All

Jonathan Sims. The archivist. The bringer of the apocalypse and an avatar of the eye.

Found the merry go round in the london zoo thrilling. THRILLING.

I love this man.

Honey don’t feed me I will come back

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

Back at it again with more season 5 jmart. I love them so dearly

Jonmartin Week is TWO WEEKS Away!!!

Event Info

WE GOT THE WHOLE ARCHIVAL STAFF LETS GOO!!!!

Look at my children! MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN!!!

Please…

This is so Jonathan Sims

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

I’ve had this idea for a while I’m glad I finally did it