Wha T If Oregon Trail Was Called Wagon Age: Oregons

This is what ends me about tma s4. And s3 for that matter. I understand all the assistants. I know why they’re acting like this. I know why they’re keeping secrets and blaming each other and clashing morals and needs as jon slowly goes avatar mode. BUT ALSO I WANT TO SHAKE THEM ALL FOR IT. I understand all of them and also NOOOO

‘A good tragedy is always both preventable and inevitable’ is one of my main hills to die on. It’s literally so important to me. I’m fucking correct

I feel like id be a really annoying eye avatar. Annoying to beholding specifically. Id be summoning its attention all the time like “ceaseless watcher whats the square root of 906” “ceaseless watcher check out this cool rock i found” “ceaseless watcher whats the song thats like (bad singing)” “ceaseless watcher did you know cellar spiders hunt by pretending to be caught prey and then eating the other spider” “ceaseless watcher where did i put my keys” eventually it’d stop listening to me. And then id be invisible muahahaha

Hit post too soon

Sometimes i worry that people will think i’m a bot because my tumblr social cycle usually either looks like either

(Likes a bunch of posts and then permanently vanishes into the abyss)

Or

(Randomly follows someone after never having visited their blog before)

So sometimes i overthink things and follow someone because i liked a bunch of posts and don’t want it to look weird, or like a bunch of posts because i followed them and i don’t want it to look weird. I don’t know why i’m like this. Anyways if you see me in your notes, hi, i’m weird and socially anxious apparently

Sometimes i worry that

Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

k.b. // unknown

These tarot cards are my new favourite thing ever. I need all of the inside job major arcana at your earliest convenience

🃏main characters🃏

Everyone read this it’s my new favourite thing

Chosen Faces: Masterpost

This comic is a Good Omens AU wherein Aziraphale is an eldritch horror pretending to be an angel. Updates early on Patreon.

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Just misread an ad that said “Perfect cargo trailer” as “Perfect crime trailer” and was like hm i dont think most people would advertise that

FINALLY made it to a gimmick post on the right day

You can only reblog this today.

New experience: browsing tumblr, reading some long thread, had to put my phone down for a minute, left it on because I was going to pick it back up in a minute anyway. Watched as someone glanced at my phone, and realized I had forgotten what I was reading. Until I was able to get it back and check, I was stuck wondering if they’d seen detailed fandom analyses (branding me as a nerd) or ridiculous essays on linguistics (also branding me as a nerd) when they looked at my phone

Daily TMA 110 - Two Paths

The fact that if Michael hadn’t become The Distortion he could have very well become The Archivist