God Knows How Many Weird Dietary Supplement Bots Reported And I Finally Get My First Proper Pornbot.

This image has absolutely sent me every time ive come across it. Everyone look at this right now

someone help him

I'm in, lets do this

I have no gender and know an uncanny number of random facts about an obscure webcomic and my phone does not know how to predict my music tastes ever but it does its best

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

aAAAAA them! theyre so

the hug!! aaaaah they both need one

and the c u p p a and the sugar free monster, aka the two most important parts of jash lore

If you are still doing requests.... I request Soul and Whole interaction. I know it cannot happen in canon. This is my copium

Here they are! The guys! Slightly cursed beverage buddies if you will!

I (mostly) leave tumblr for a couple weeks and come back to???

?????

Lmao the cj rp has expanded since i last checked

The “Uranium” Suite

Oooooh I’m so clever with my little part In the middleee (I went back to the anon war to check when all this shit happened, EXACTLY)

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Sad to announce there’s a new kind of spambot, basically an account that likes your posts. The pfp is usually an attractive woman and the content of the blog is 100% nsfw.

They’re liking posts, and if i’m not mistaken, yall can see who likes my posts. Been trying to ban them as I see them, but if I miss one, i’m deeply sorry if you click on who liked my posts and end up seeing those profiles (i’m a regular “searches for other fans of my obscure interests by looking at the notes”er, so)

Im such a tumblr guy.

Like, seriously, even before making or regularly using my account, i used insta to read screenshots of tumblr posts, i used reddit to read screenshots of tumblr posts, hell, i had some discord circles that mostly sent tumblr posts.

The fact that tumblr is so commonly screenshotted is semi-unique to it, i think. The only other platform that is reposted to other platforms that comes to mind is twitter, and to a much lesser extent.

Seraphim Whole because I said so

The web and the spiral and the eye are all the same thing. Until the finale I kept wondering why all three of them existed since they NEED each other to exist. They are aspects of one Fear. The only reason the Web is separate is because it’s sentient in a way the others aren’t. But just as Knowing isn’t necessarily Understanding, you do need to Know to Understand. Annabelle said more deceptive half-truths than the Distortion did, but in the exact same flavour. Helen did it for fun while Annabelle did it for sneaky plotting (and… probably also fun, tbh). I see the Spiral as having a lot to do with manic 3 am creativity, which is inexorably tied to all the best schemes. The Spiral and the Eye combine to form the Web. Screams loudly

Im getting a ton of posts on my dash like “reblog if you support x and if you don’t then you’re evil” and it’s fucking with me because as a rule I only reblog stuff that makes me happy, inspired, or conveys a concept I’ve been trying to articulate for years (it’s harder to get me to reblog something that isn’t fandom related, since i want this to be a largely upbeat fandom rambling blog, a pocket of chaotic lightheartedness in a dark world). So I’m making one big post of all of the things:

First off: I stand with Palestine. I don’t post much about Palestine, but this is because I know that humans are much less effective if they’re sad, so I want to make visitors to my blog (who, given that they’re on tumblr, are probably looking for a break from reality) happy enough that they can actually Do Something instead of wallowing in how bad everything is, and I figure that if you follow practically anyone else on Tumblr you probably see a ton of Palestine posts already. Daily clicks link

Now for the queer/identity stuff: I support all queer people. I support arospec and acespec of all kinds, i support trans people, i support enbies, i support people of all genders (especially xenogender havers and neopronoun users, yall are great), terfs can fuck off, labels exist to help us understand ourselves and each other, not to be gatekept and exclude people just because the real villains (actual honest-to-god bigots with large amounts of money and political power) are too scary to fight.

(I am queer. Frankly, I’ve given up on labels altogether for myself, but gender, especially xenogenders, were a hyperfixation of mine for a while, and I identified with a lot of labels before tossing them all out and going with “idk, not cis?”. Wanted to add this, because all the above makes it sound like I’m a cishetallo ally and i am definitely not cis, het, or allo)

I’m undoubtedly missing a ton more things, but I needed to make this post because I don’t want my dash to just be a thousand “reblog if you support x” posts that i reblogged because i was worried people would think i was evil if i didn’t.

And on that note: please stop villainizing people who dont reblog your post. It’s really not cool, and quite manipulative. Sincerely, someone with anxiety over practically everything on the internet