The Distortion Would Have Become Helen Regardless Of If It Had Ever Become Michael Or Not.

I had a dream that senshi absolutely hated pickles, despised them even, because, and i quote, “they’re the same flavour all the way through. Cucumbers at least have different flavours from the skin and the meat, but they’re on thin ice. Pickles though…” and for some reason this caused anakin skywalker and i to become trapped in his nightmare, which was of a mansion filled with lamia. There was more to the dream but that just about sums it up. I also got a free fun size candy bar at one point

Anyways, a) i think canon-senshi probably loves pickles, and b) dream-senshi is wrong, pickles are amazing

Also what was anakin doing there. Everyone else in the dream was someone i know irl or a dungeon meshi character, and then there’s just anakin skywalker there for some reason

How dare you make me choose one chonny jash song. Therefore 1. is going to be every chonny jash song

2. Villain (teniwoha)

3. Lets get this over with (tmbg)

4. Skullcrusher mountain (jonathan coulton)

5. Outliars and hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (will wood)

Special mention to zydrate anatomy (repo the genetic opera) actually its been a while since i heard this one but it’s always worth a shout

Can you tell im indecisive

@calypsosystem @roadkillerino @fishlung8877 hi guys hope im not bothering you, here have a ping

rules: 🎵 when you get this, list 5 songs you've been listening to. tag 5-10 followers to do the same 🎵

BET HERE WE GO (this was on my dash and no one tagged me yet I’m still doing it) ((all of these songs have no swears btw))

your sky - Lionfield

AP Love - Olivia Zak

Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives

Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos

That Man - Caro Emerald

OKAY I TAG @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @creative-chaos-apparently @httpfaeryn @sparrowsortadrawzzz AND @theidioticcowboy

edit: @trashbins-stuff you are to do this now as well if you feel like it.

I did not slay her. I did not. Oh hi Narrator

in a swamp

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

Artworks of michael distortion and michael shelley in the same image often draw the former intimidating/enfolding the latter. But that’s not it at all, is it? They’re one and the same, yet mutually unrecognizable to each other. The distortion did not prey on michael shelley, he was fed to it and it was bound to him. And once it became clear it would not escape unscathed, it did not want him. Michael shelley was never even meant for the spiral at all, and it shows in how it acts as a distortion. If anything, the intimidating factor above the hapless human should be gertrude robinson, not any facet of something that could be called michael in some capacity

I literally fell to my knees laughing at this and i dont know why

I actually like how after every episode of tmagp some tma-listeners analyse statements like sommelier when he talks about some rich wine like hmmm this one is clearly the lonely with a slight hint of the stranger and maybe notes of the spiral and I think I can sense some desolation in here

He has mastered the art of spontaneously appearing in the conversation despite being 8(?) feet tall.

Entrapta, in comparison, tends to drop from the ceiling if she wants to tell someone something.

I enjoy the concept of Hordak defaulting to looming over people from behind. Like, that is how he arrives to start a conversation. He means nothing negative by it; it's just his natural way of inserting himself into a social situation. No matter where he is.

People just see his tall shadow fall over them. They turn around slowly, and there he is. Glaring down at them. Stony-faced. Red eyes glowing. Deeply intimidating.

Only to ask them where the restroom is. Or to offer up the WiFi password he and Entrapta just finished decoding. Or to invite them to Sunday afternoon tea at the Crypto Castle.

Random thought but what if gertrude let gerry die bc she sensed that he had been marked by all of the fears by virtue of bookhunting and didnt want jonah noticing and abruptly changing plans for who the archivist is