People Don’t Give Website Runners Enough Credit When Things Go Down. Kudos To Ao3 Staff For Handling

You know what’s weird? Having been in the chonny jash fandom for just under two weeks. Specifically because of taken for a ride and time machine reprise, and the canon song order. Some (daresay most) of yall have been here for months, tinkering with the timeline, trying to figure out how it all fit together, meanwhile I joined, went absolutely feral for about a week, was handed the storyline, and went absolutely feral for another week for a slightly different reason.

As glad as I am to finally be here, I feel like I missed some of the experience of trying to piece it all together. Mind you (obligatory “haha mind joke” here), there’s still so much left to interpretation and theorization, and I’m indulging in that grey area of canon. But it’s a different grey area than it was when I found Jash’s music the other week.

I wonder if Michael Shelley got a grave. I don't think Gertrude would have made one; she's not sentimental enough for it. If you make graves for people you lose, you might think too hard about sacrificing them. If he had living family, they probably would have been at least a little estranged by virtue of how much time he spent at this job that, frankly, would make him sound like a lunatic to most people. I also doubt Gertrude would report his death in any official way. He would just disappear, never to be heard from again. Anyone else might not know he was gone for months.

The other assistants... they would know he was gone. Some silent acknowledgment that he wouldn't come back and shouldn't be spoken about. Maybe one of them would give him a grave, maybe. Or maybe not; after all, burials generally involve digging in the dirt, and they all knew about the Coffin by then. Who would want to tempt fate that way, and all for one dead man that cared too much?

No, his only grave is a labyrinth of doors. And even that twisted, painful testament to who he was and what he did, is taken from him when Helen usurps him.

As far as i can tell, there are three main reasons people like rocks:

1: spiritual

2: geology

3: shiny

People who fall into one (or more) of these categories get equally excited about rocks, just different rocks and for different reasons. We need more rock appreciation in the world

A MESSAGE FOR JONNY SIMS AND ALEXANDER J NEWALL:

you wanna give jon and martin a happy ending sooo badly. you want to make jon and martin so safe and alive and outside a computer even

Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

Might have been done before but silly tag game. Who is prev's blorbo?

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

I wrote a computer program to calculate what's the most masculine name of all time, but I don't think it works. It keeps saying the most masculine name is "Gregxander"

So real

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