Spambot Sign In Desk

Hey, Hey Netflix, look at me. Bitch.

I wonder what the Web has to do with Old Things. Because it has spiders for some reason (spiders should be corruption or hunt imo. cellar spiders are so hunt and stranger coded i love them), which means it probably also has cobwebs for the same "the theme demands it" reason. and cobwebs are associated with old things. so what does the web have to do with that? seems more lonely to me personally. but i could see something being untouched, almost like everyone instinctively avoids it, leaves it undisturbed... hmmm

I audibly laughed at this

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

I love big coat and scarf michael as much as the next guy but you have to remember that sannikov land is canonically warm! It’s a jungle! He went through that door with the warm winter clothes in a backpack! Sure, it should have been cold, but that’s the funny bit about the Spiral: it defies “should” at every turn. That said, funny spirally scarves are fun as hell to draw, just probably not canonically accurate (at least as much as any visual representation of mag 101 can be canonically accurate)

Hi everyone im in the tma fandom now. Help me

Anyways jon Knows how to speak klingon whether he wants to or not, and i will die on this hill

I don’t think adding nonbinary to Victorian’s gender system would’ve fixed their weird sexism. If anything I think it would’ve made them weirder and sexismier

My jurgen leitner post is almost at 5k notes. How did this happen where are you guys still finding it

Im such a tumblr guy.

Like, seriously, even before making or regularly using my account, i used insta to read screenshots of tumblr posts, i used reddit to read screenshots of tumblr posts, hell, i had some discord circles that mostly sent tumblr posts.

The fact that tumblr is so commonly screenshotted is semi-unique to it, i think. The only other platform that is reposted to other platforms that comes to mind is twitter, and to a much lesser extent.

I don’t agonize. I go “yes this is perfectly clear” with full confidence, and then do entirely the wrong thing without ever even thinking “hey wait, this is kind of a weird thing to ask me to do”

Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible