Imagine Seeing This And Not Having Fandom Context

Looking at my drafts for something to post and all my drafts fall into one of a few categories:

1. TMA thoughts that i had in quick succession and draftified in order to space them out. Quality ranges from “absolute shitpost” to “really insightful deep dive into some random part of the podcast”

2. Rants under multi-month-old posts that i opted not to post because it didn’t actually add anything to the post (generally multiple paragraphs long

3. The most unhinged half written posts youve ever seen. One of them just says “The Web is just” about 14 times followed by “The Eye is just” another 14 times and i dont remember what i was planning to do with it

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

hey magnus archives fans i know yall got a lot of mikes… you may even know a mike who isn’t in magnus

consider send one in?

the jurgen leitner rant from TMA, mayhaps?

sure thing! this is a ridiculously long one (it would be about 162 KDa) but i was able to get it to load. i also find it very funny that the word 'book' had to become just 'k' and that 'jurgen' was reduced to 'rgen'

letter sequence in this copypasta matching protein-coding amino acids:

RGENLEITNERSTPIDIDITMTHERFCKINGRGENLEITENERGDDAMNFLKCLLECTINGDSTEATINGRATLDASTARDSHITHEADIDITAVATARFTHEWHREIGGESTCLWNINTHECIRCSLAGHEDTFTWNCWYMTHERFCKINGRGEINLEITNERSTPPINNINGMEWHENITALKATRGEINLEITENERIHATEHIMSMCHWHYDESHEHAVESMANYFCKEDPKSWHYDIDHEDECIDETFCKARNDANDFINDTSTSETTHEMLSEISHEDEADISHEAASTARDMANHASSCHAVISCERALAFFECTNMENTEVENINTHERMNEVERSEENTHISMANSFACEANDIKNWHEHASTHEWRLDSSHITTIESTEARDGETAWAYFRMMEifiwantedtgetintheavenandgdsaidrgeinleitnerswaitinginsideiwldpissngdsfeetfrthesleprpsefgettingsentackdwnifihavetdealwithrgeinleitnerspeakingnewrdinpersnnviceinpdcastntnlywilliclsethetaiwilldeletemykmarktfspiteandhavetrewatchtheentireseriesagainfrtheeperiencefeingletskipallthetimeswhenheismentinedraliveidntevenknwwhyihatehimsmchhecllectskstiamstmadecaseiamangyheetterhavesmefckedpackstryteplainthisifhesstsmerichshitheadwhsafanfcreepypastaandwantedtheirlversinillghamETTERhavehadakmakehimkillamancifhedidntImgingtmakehimpaypalcmIFckingHatergeinLeitnerepisdesntevenathimvagelymentinedwhatissppsedtmayeehisliraryandIlstitwherethefckisrgeinleitnerifhesstillaliveimgingtsdeeplywishhewasntcrstyldmanillpnchleitnerandhissadfrailldmantwigneswillsimplyflakeapartndermyepichgemeatfistandhewilldisintegratentilallthatsleftisnefinalkhekeptnhimatalltimessimplytitledNwYFckedpinancientyiddishimntreathingimhyperventilatingatthispintihpetheresadategivenfrwhenrgendiedrwilldiesicanmakeitaremindernmyphneeverydaynceayeariwillseeitanddanythingtpayrespectstthemanwhhadsmanyfckedpiftreks

protein guy analysis:

i can't decide whether this protein represents the Corruption (obviously destroyed, an affront to life and health, and likely able to corrupt everything near it) or the Spiral (looking at and thinking about this makes me feel slightly insane). the ratio of total protein length to amino acids folded into a recognizable secondary structure is distressingly low and there are some holes in the middle that will surely bind something weird. i guess the real horror is the proteins we made along the way!

predicted protein structure:

Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

SPIDERS GEORG WRAPPED

You ate 36,520,000 Spiders!

Wow! You skewed 8 Billion People's data! That's in the top 0.0001% of all spider eaters!

Vibes are unique, just like you! Your Spiders Vibe is: Sleeping in a Cave.

I’ve regularly seen takes that post-Lonely, Martin runs really cold. But consider: he actually runs ridiculously hot post-Lonely and enjoys being in cold areas to cool down because his thermoregulation is a bit screwed. Am I projecting? Yes, yes I am.

Being in fandom spaces is so surreal-

Bc once your age hits a 'serious' number, you start to think - "damn, I should probably stop geeking and get more serious." But then you scroll and see a 34y/o woman writing fics after driving her kids to school, a 40y/o dude making fanart of his fav super heroes and you realize - "nah, I'm actually good"

I realized something about michael last night that i haven’t converted from “rant in friend’s dms” so I’ll just put the conclusion here and elaborate later: michael distortion’s horror is mostly Hunt-oriented actually (fair bit of Eye too), not Spiral

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here