This Interaction In A Nutshell

Runs in here screaming and hitting random items with a large blunt object and then becomes one with the wall and vanishes. Shortly afterwards the room explodes and was never there

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-

I keep getting ads for this ai dating app called blush, and i keep watching them in horrified fascination. Because they look *almost* human. At a glance you wouldn’t see it as strange. But you look at it, you watch the video, and something is *wrong*. It’s not clear what exactly it is. Any specific element looks fine, if a bit airbrushed. But together, something is wrong, something is deeply deeply wrong, that isn’t a human, that’s a predator, and you need to run before it catches you and eats you alive and feeds you to its children

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

Chair

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

The really funny thing about being three-dimensional creatures is that we really cannot conceive of two dimensions. I've probably seen Euclid and Scalene drawn in three-dimensional space twice or maybe three times as many times as I've seen them drawn in two-dimensional space. We just love adding dimensions to things, and we all know what Bill looks like when turned on his side, so surely his parents are like that too! Never mind that the only reason Bill is remotely three-dimensional is because he kind of broke reality.

The life cycle of a subway sandwich meme

unholy amalgamation:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

crying

Unrelated to the last post but what if the distortion was actually like. The output of one of the early machine learning image generators trying to make a person. Like hear me out ok. Struggles with hands, never looks quite right, tends to go a bit crazy with colours, may or may not be one with the background. Plus have you ever watched one of those timelapses of a ML program generating an image. Thats exactly how the distortion moves. Also fucked up geometry