@toasterbrainsatyress

Wholesome

me: gentlyy slapping my dogs belly and ribcage to the tune of megalovania

my dog: *looking at me with her soulful brown eyes in confused acceptance and going “hhbhhghh”*

Okay, so kill all of them quickly and painlessly. Got it.

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

half-pint of ice cream

Skrael: I will destroy you all!

(Y/n): *hugging Skrael it they're chest* shhhh, it's ok my love, it's ok *kisses skrael's head

Skrael: *starts Blushing and stuttering*

Thanks, now I'll forever see Chambrea with a French accent :)

Anyways g bless @koronbain-tenshidere because I love this ship and g bless @actually-karp because I couldn't stop thinking about their smiling Amadeus drawing. Dndnndn But I quickly finished this, and let me tell you, my heart is sinGING RighT NOw. The audio was way too cute not to make this. Quick edit, I'm guessing it didn't save but the audio is from the Aristocats!!

humorously decided to try a filter while taking a photo of my crispy-ass french fries

"Utahraptor is better. Fight me."

So uh what's your favorite dinosaur

it is law

Every time a war breaks out, one person is charged with the sacred duty to hunt down the God of War in his current incarnation and slay him.

In this war, it’s your turn, but there’s one slight problem; you are the one who started the war in the first place.

oOH, BABY, I FOUND ONE-

Ok so, I have some wedding bouquets:

Pick which one (Y/n) should have.

Very proud of that piece 💙

whoops forgot the Wendigo claw shadow