Idk Kinda Looks Edited

so like

I know I’m probs a million years late but

press F to pay respects

RIP Snake’s booty

Bellroc would throw a molotov cocktail at a fucking Dunkin Donuts for getting their order wrong

For the ToA kids

i actually feel like daroach doesn't pull pranks on the children because that's not in his moral code. however, marx has no such ethical qualms. in this essay i will -

op where’s the rest of the essay

are you sure about that

who has the worst url on tumblr.com

Waluigi: I’m getting too old for this. Go, my son.

Piranha Plant: Can I bring Cousin Petey?

Waluigi: Good idea. Make them all suffer.

Piranha Plant: *hyped sentient plant noises*

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

what McDonald's Sprite tastes like

Thanks, now I'll forever see Chambrea with a French accent :)

Anyways g bless @koronbain-tenshidere because I love this ship and g bless @actually-karp because I couldn't stop thinking about their smiling Amadeus drawing. Dndnndn But I quickly finished this, and let me tell you, my heart is sinGING RighT NOw. The audio was way too cute not to make this. Quick edit, I'm guessing it didn't save but the audio is from the Aristocats!!

@divinelowblood here it is, Crackerjacks, your spirit animal but it's a Tumblr post

this is it. my magnum opus

tfw you and your 734868324687 siblings get dumped in the Death Pit for punishment while dad throws a rave upstairs

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.

I kinda just vibed while playing it but it was fun to make :)

do you think Skrael's last name is north?