Hol Up That Sounds Kinda Adorable

You had me at "gay".

You hooked me at "rootbeer".

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

We're allowed to be shamelessly interested in helping other people.

I was about to make a post like "the only thing girls are allowed to be shamelessly interested in is boys" and then I remembered how many girls get made fun of for being "boy-crazy" and now I've decided girls are actually now allowed to be shamelessly interested in anything.

Waluigi: I’m getting too old for this. Go, my son.

Piranha Plant: Can I bring Cousin Petey?

Waluigi: Good idea. Make them all suffer.

Piranha Plant: *hyped sentient plant noises*

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

I don't think I want to see him at full power either. But sadly, someone had the bright idea to give us Disbelief Papyrus. But even then, his sprite doesn't move all that much. Even the fan fight sprites move a good bit. This was either laziness, wanting to keep the original charm, or simply the creator's subliminal way of communicating the hidden message to us that Papyrus is basically god-tier.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

half-pint of blueberry cheesecake ice cream

Skrael: I will destroy you all!

(Y/n): *hugging Skrael it they're chest* shhhh, it's ok my love, it's ok *kisses skrael's head

Skrael: *starts Blushing and stuttering*

Bellroc, you've had enough whiskey-

Guess what they found.

I needed this. I'm having lunch at school and I went from crying about my weight and stress-eating to actually enjoying my meal.

💙 If you’re feeling down, don’t forget you’re special in the eyes of N’Zoth, and he sees all.  💙

so like

I know I’m probs a million years late but

press F to pay respects

RIP Snake’s booty

but dude

Fluoress

YO WAIT YOU HAVE DAWN OF FIRE?!

Do you have the first MSM game too? I have it and they released Light Island recently, which I'm absolutely hooked on!

i dont have the first cause I DONT MISS HER ANYMORE... i have dof and now im HYPERFIXATING

caterpillars are delicious though???

taranza????????????