The angel on my shoulder judging everyone and everything, including my life choices:
The devil on my other shoulder regretting my life choices for me:
people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it
like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”
what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv
I ignored a previous hashtag
Snow Angel for Lumi and Wendigo for Salsor
Okay so. If (Y/n)'s Nickname is North star. What do you think Salsor's and Lumi's nicknames would be?. Lumi's could be: little snow flake or something. Tell me what you think the nicknames would be, if you want
why not both
here's a question: do you guys think skrael would wear a tuxedo or his cloak for his and (Y/n)' s wedding?
BITCH THAT AIN'T NO CLEFAIRY.
THAT'S JIGGLYPUFF.
these three videos happen in the same apartment building
One of the events in the kirby series that made me realize that there was more going on beneath the surface of the games.
why do I love this
I keep thinking about this
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"So, I’ve made a Kirby artisan keycap"
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I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.
Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.
Because like
you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?
It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.
But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like
"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse
just
just think about it
look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.