I Never Noticed That!

in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

BOYFRIENDS SHARING CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰

Hello to the few people following me or ones that saw my jedtavius art and that others! (Wow, crap opening lol)

I might make another tumblr account so I can post more art! My current account(this one) is on my phone, and I'm not the brightest, so Idk how to get art from my iPad to my phone.

I'll reblog this with the name of the other account. That doesn't mean this account is dead, it'll still be in use!

The kind of things I'll post will be in the tags

This is so cute!!

@gmotheemo I did it

I made Thruce art!

It only took me 5 million years.

No, I’ve just been uninspired 😔 I’m still into Avengers, but idk what to draw

You can’t gimme requests u gotta pay up, check out my commission prices on my pinned post. I take PayPal B)

Anyways, it’s genderbent. Idk how to draw arm and leg hair, despite having an abundance, not do I know how to draw muscular ladies (it’s sad cuz they beautiful :() but here ya go

It’s my OTP :)

Please reblog! Likes don’t spread my work.

Happy trans day of visibility! 

insta | twitter | ko-fi

(Tw for SA, SH, depression, child abuse, alc*holism, dr*g ab*se, and all that other angst stuff)

Honestly, why is there so little deadpool/ Wade wilson Angst?? I love angst, and I love my little trauma boy! It's clear that DP has been SAed when he was younger (in deadpool 1 with the comments on his uncle and in the other movies abiur scoutmaster kevin) and if I remember correctly he mentioned either his dad walking out or ab*sing him when he was younger and with all he went through I wouldn't be surprised if booze and "baby powder" are the only things he's addicted to

In short! I want some angsty DP fanart and fics!

LOGURT LOGURT LOGURT

reblog if u agree

THIS IS AMZING!!! As someone who grew up on HH and loves NATM, this is a dream come true!

Night at the Museum x Horrible Histories anyone?

Octavius singing the Evil Roman Emperors song because I’m still trying to process that canonically this silly little Ro-man’s screen name is Octodaddy.