"I Need A Gun"

unfortunately for skizz, bdubs' court seems to work on bugs bunny logic. you can have a very sensible case with rational arguments, but that means nothing in a court where the bit is king. joe hills, however, picked this up immediately. he is a natural. please make him public defender I'm begging-

Saturn redesign CONCEPT (full body)

I had an idea to make his sleeves the biggest representation of his rings ig.. they’re also translucent :333

super old timey based (I tried)

Fun story from a few months ago, hospital parking lot chaos lmao. I use a wheelchair btw- was rolling out of the parking lot building thing and shut the door behind me, only to be stuck on a tiny piece of sidewalk with no ramp and a huge curb. And the door didn’t have a handle on the outside too. I had to cling onto a sign post and have someone put my chair in the street in order to get to the hospital entrance lmao. Absolutely wild.

FAKE GORE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!

Did a little test with some new paints, havent don’t SFX work in a while so I thought I’d give it a go trying to make look like I burnt my hand off or smt lol

Turned out alright for not hanging angling to make it 3D.

Someone draw this plz 😭

Companions and cursed shirts they would wear:

Cait:

Curie:

Danse:

Deacon:

Hancock:

Macready:

Nick:

Piper:

Preston:

X6-88:

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

Rate the ride 🔥🔥🔥/j

Exactlyyyyy

Merg is playing Mouthwashing rn and I’m so excited for him to post part 2 aksjdndhcfjf