I Got The Top 4.47% On This English Vocabulary Test

I similar meme my friend sent me after watching my dyslexic ass fail at the hacking 💀

Trying to hack a terminal without Nick around

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Vandalize a Tesla dealership? Trump says he'll label that domestic terrorism.

President Donald Trump responded to a question about Tesla dealership attacks, saying they should be considered domestic terrorism.

What an incredibly corrupt batch of bullshit this is. Literally making Tesla a target- is this part of pushing things until they can declare martial law?

anyway

Not my sister having a fucking stalker or smt at our house right fucking now hahahaahahaha

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

ONE DAY you wake up and your face looks a little different. Its not really the same shade of flesh that you've known your whole life. It's a bit off color, and seems like it's getting a little longer. Not too much, but long enough for you to really think about getting your mirror replaced.

The next day, when the moon is full, you collapse on the ground. Writhing in pain and clutching your unfamiliar body, agonizing pain floods your senses.

You notice your hair color is dark black, approximately shoulder length, and straight. The fat in your face has shifted. No matter what gender you were before, you realize you're now a half-Korean 35 year old man. Black headphones grow from the sides of your skull to wrap around your ears. Your bones snap as they reshape again, and all the genes in your body change their very structure into something newly alive.

Slowly, as the pain and fatigue subsides, you notice that you've transformed into a perfect identical biological copy of famous gamer youtuber, Markiplier.

nick !!!