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this was WAY funnier in my head

(please note that I have NOT watched Breaking Bad)

Holy shit ur a genius

Do you think Fallout 4 was set in Massachusetts so they could tell a sort of Salam Witch Trials narrative, but instead of witches it's synths?

Because though there is the occasional bad synth, how many were just trying to live their lives? How many people killed or accused their own kin because of the hysteria? How many innocents were killed because of it?

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

unfortunately for skizz, bdubs' court seems to work on bugs bunny logic. you can have a very sensible case with rational arguments, but that means nothing in a court where the bit is king. joe hills, however, picked this up immediately. he is a natural. please make him public defender I'm begging-

Someone asked me to do vocals for a metal cover of Poison from Hazbin Hotel and I literally have no training I just sang along to it well I guess wtf bro this is crazy

Business Insider

Vandalize a Tesla dealership? Trump says he'll label that domestic terrorism.

President Donald Trump responded to a question about Tesla dealership attacks, saying they should be considered domestic terrorism.

What an incredibly corrupt batch of bullshit this is. Literally making Tesla a target- is this part of pushing things until they can declare martial law?

ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me

I don't know who this is, but she's awesome.

FR BRO IT FEELS LUKE SURGEON SIMULATOR finally I have a good way to describe it 🙏

Hey, I know chronic pain is absolute hell for physically disabled and chronically ill people, but can we also talk about the chronic discomfort symptoms?

Like, it doesn’t hurt per se, but it sucks ass.

Like involuntary movements, making it hard to move or function

Nausea, the absolute BITCH

confusion, brain fog, forgetfulness

Getting lightheaded or dizzy or problems with the vestibular senses

RESTLESSNESS

Numbness and tingling

Fucking fatigue. Like the kind that makes you feel like a rubber noodle that weighs 800 tons and you can hardly left an arm.

Weakness in general, like that’s annoying as hell. Why can I not open this bottle.

I haven’t experienced this, but I imagine full or partial paralysis is pretty sucky.

Trembling. Like, sometimes not even because something hurts. Your just shaking, vibrating, man. What.

So yeah. Complain about discomfort from your disabilities and illnesses, you deserve it.