I Swear, If An Alien Comes To Earth And Sees This Mug And We All Get Sold For A Measly Two Earth Dollars

Davekat week 2023 day 1: canon Dave and Karkat arguing over drawings dicks, how nice

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idk when I drew this but here ya go!

This is what I imagine the differences of their hairs looking-

I’m glad I drew this actually cause I can’t draw Dave’s hair for shit

Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)

Link to tweet.

Link to Books.disney.com

Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

And just to round things off:

Link to tweet.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

KARKAT: *HOLDING HIS SICKLES AT DAVE'S THROAT*

DAVE: WAIT

DAVE: do you think its too late for us to get romantically involved

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I HAVE RUN INTO YOUR ART AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

the style you have is IMPECCABLE, it looks like realistic but it also doesn’t! It looks all- idk fluffy!!!

like a snake, but covered in fur, and you just want it to wrap around your neck and cuddle you to death!!!

that’s a bad representation of your art, but you know what I mean

I hope you’re doing well, and that you’re mentally healthy. Or at least, getting a good amount for your art and that the ko-fi thing has blown up and that no one is stealing your art and being a douche.

cause from what I can tell you are an amazing person, and an amazing person like you deserves ALL THE CREDIT

ALL THE CREDIT HAS BEEN GIFTED

I AM CONTEMPLATING MAKING MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS JUST SO I CAN LIKE YOUR POSTS MULTIPLE TIMES AND SHOW THEM TO THE WORLD

reading back over this I understand this might be a bit cringey, but sometimes you have to be cringey to fully be understandable.

have a great day, or night, or whatever’s happening over there.

and above all

keep being snazzy!

OH. MY. GOD. This is so sweet I’m gonna need a minute to recover ajsjakndshsjs 🫣

Thank you so much for taking the time to write all of this, I’m screenshotting it and will preciously keep it in my “read in case of bad day” file ❤️

I’m doing pretty good thank you, and while my ko-fi sticker shop/commissions aren’t quite enough to make a living just yet, I’m thankful that people would want to buy my art all 🥹

Also cringe isn’t real and I don’t know if I’m an amazing person but YOU ARE for sending me this and making my day. Hope you’ll have a lovely day/night!! 🥰

bug

taspop!

There’s an Aradia cosplayer, but aside from that, no homestuck stuff :(

hanging out with @xx-the-cringest-ever-xx

the audacity, I agree with @faygoenthusiast

Should I draw sober gamzee, unsober gamzee, or him in a maid dress

Choose wisely