If You See This You’re Legally Obligated To Reblog And Tag With The Book You’re Currently Reading

thinking about red vs blue is crazy because it's like:

this is a story about how you can't keep chasing ghosts forever. there's alien/human mpreg.

holding onto the past is holding you back - you have to learn to let go and say goodbye. ed robertson from the barenaked ladies plays a guy who (jokingly?) tells his soldiers that if he weren't their CO he'd make them call him daddy.

family isn't always defined by appearances and you may find it in those you least expect. the aliens speak entirely in blargs and honks.

everything we do is driven by love - love for your current companions and loves that have been lost along the way. it has one of the most intense and longest running queer-baits i've ever personally witnessed.

veterans aren't given the proper support to be able to return to a civilian life, and this systemic issue causes problems for everyone in all levels of society. there's a homophobic bomb.

you can't change what's happened to you and the ones you love; you just have to find a way to keep moving forward. one of the main characters only speaks in poorly translated spanish.

everyone has the capacity to change and be better. it has two (completely unrelated) insanely complicated time travel plots, and they’re both only dubiously canon.

it's an incredible piece of media and proof that you can create something magical with the limited tools available to you. there are chunks of it that are borderline unwatchable.

it's changed the way I approach storytelling forever. i can't easily recommend it to pretty much anyone.

what I think about you based on your marvel rivals main

please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)

Duelists:

Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.

Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)

Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.

Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.

Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.

Storm- QUEEN. 🙇‍♀️

Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.

Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.

Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.

Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks

Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss

black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.

Namor- kys

Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️

Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.

Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.

Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.

Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.

Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.

Strategists:

Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round

Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.

Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.

Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.

Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇‍♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)

Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.

Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.

Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)

Vanguard:

Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.

Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.

Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.

Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.

Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.

Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.

Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.

Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO

YOU WILL NOT HAVE THIS WORLD WHILE I STILL DRAW BREATH.

ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN #1

made a thing to help convince my friends and family to join me in the LMK hole EDIT: If you're convinced by this and are wondering where to watch it, DM me, I have my ways ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

found "morro with ghost dog" in my notes and I so agree past me I so agree

space oddity

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal