Parallel Play (liking And Reblogging Your Mutual's Posts But Not Talking To Them)

anon sent an ask abt roy and garth but it vanished into thin air so this ones for you, wherever you are

A random thought / headcanon

Superman learns knitting/sewing, deciding to give an “ugly sweater” to his friends, including captain marvel

He doesn’t make them ugly intentionally, he’s just bad at making designs

The EA app is so needy. Girl this is NOT about you!!

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

Poorly drawn Abra line [redo]

This actually made my day lol

Maybe one day~

i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends

Costume finally done!!

Didn't know there were so many Trekkies here, Heres another drawing of the trio 💫

Numbers that can’t be divisible by 5 are funnier than numbers that can be divided by 5 because they’re needlessly specific. Except in some cases for very small or very large numbers.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything being 42? Funny because it’s needlessly specific.

Patrick from SpongeBob looking at a store stacked with hundreds of mattresses and saying there’s ten of them? Funny because it’s a small number.

If a character wishes to estimate how many soldiers are approaching a nearby town and you want to make it funny you can do one or the other or you can combine the two.

My lord, there are five soldiers coming, we must strengthen our defenses!

Or

How many soldiers are there? Nine thousand, three hundred and forty seven, sir. I counted twice. They lost one the second time to falling off a cliff.

Or

There’s sixteen soldiers approaching, sir. Only sixteen? Yes. It’s a good number, sixteen. Divisible by four.