How Bruce gets his kids ready to fight-
Bruce: alright everyone circle up
JL: ????
Batman: nightwing… do you want to do the honor
Nightwing: *tears up* yes.
Nightwing: *deep breath* you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: YOU GOTTA, GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
Batkids: YOU GOTTA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME
JL: *concerned*
~
Batman: alright hands in, save the world on three. One two three,
Batkids: SAVE THE WORLD
JL: what the fu-
~
Batman: never back down never what?
Batkids: never give up!
Batman: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
Batkids: NEVER GIVE UP
JL: okay they’re seriously scaring us now-
you know what they say, you can't spell 'carpe diem' without die
I will eradicate femboys. That is cultural appropriation from women and also maids. You will undergo Twink Death! Hark, knave! May baldness take thine life's joys and dash them across the rocks. Don't fuck with my Bethanic Magic Theory!! All men will feel my wrath.
what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass
One of the funniest aspects of early stephcass is that so much of their interaction and development happened when they were both in masks so you could have a scene where they were bearing their souls to each other or discovering that maybe they got on better than they had expected and then their faces are just.
Feast your eyes on the romance before you, the sheer amount of love in their gazes. Tis majestic.
*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend
Kind of iconic that Spock went to his own fucking wedding in his normal starfleet uniform not even the formal dress uniform, like he literally didn't give a fuck about the wedding at all. Imagine just clocking off from your work at the science lab and rolling up to your own wedding looking like this.
Hell he didn't even tell Bones and Jim (His groomsmen) to change uniforms so he just had his doctor, and boss rolling up to his wedding in essentially medical scrubs and military fatigues
Every knife is a pocket knife if you have big enough pockets
so i clicked on a wizard101 crowns trivia i hadn't done before
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