Don’t Give Me That Look, Pet. You And I Both Know You Love This.

DeanxCastiel christening every room of their new house

My boss at @regulation-london has designed a new piece of bondage furniture. For now its called the Go Kart! I was sceptical, but it got me hard so - I guess it’s pretty good.

Misconception: You are a Gent in the sheets who lays back and thinks of England while Eggsy eats you out. ( I'm very sorry but my friends beat me to it and we're all convinced that you actually curse like a sailor.)

“…Of course. I lay back, my eyes tightly closed, my toes curled and thinking of Butterfies.”

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I need to be used in Prague. Snapchat gagfag.com

HANDS OFF, every time you might cum.

HANDS OFF, every time you see or hear other men cumming, even animations or videos.

Writhe, whimper, breathe, moan, groan, relax — whatever you need to do not to cum, do so.

The best part of being a hartwin shipper is if I want to imagine what they’re like outside of Kingsmen and just hanging out all I need to see is images of Colin and Taron together

seriously it requires zero imagination just a google search and whoop there it is

Boss is leaking