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Dean/Castiel  I am so not sorry.

30 day AU challenge: 2.High School

“Say cheese!”

 Super strict history teacher Harry Hart has a soft spot for certain part-time janitor.

Take my load, daddy.

LITTLE ASKS

Send me numbers !! ♡

1. Cup with a straw or without? 2. Fuzzy Socks or Thigh Highs? 3. Favorite color(s)? 4. Stuffles or Dollies? 5. Strawberry Milk or Chocolate Milk? 6. Disney or Dreamworks? 7. Playtime or Cuddles? 8. Mommy or Daddy? 9. Puppies or Kittens? 10. Do You Like Spankings, Yes or No? 11. Cake or Cookies? 12. Crayons or Markers? 14. Pacifier or Thumb? 15. Bubble Baths or Bath Bomb? 16. Regular undies or Lace? 17. Dresses or Pants? 18. Collar, Yes or No?

This app has one simple rule: You must fuck any girl that will message You asking for sex.

Princess Depression

Daddy: *In the kitchen making chicken nuggets for lunch*

Me: *Upstairs under the sheets hugging Mr. Snuggles*

Daddy: *puts a plate of chicken nuggets on the table*

Daddy: *yells* Princess Lunch Time

Me: *yells back* I’m not hungry

Daddy: *confused and walks upstairs to my room*

Daddy: *steps into my room* Princess you have to eat

Me:*groans* I’m not hungry

Daddy: Kitten are you okay?

Me: *stays silent*

Daddy: *sits in my bed and rubs my back*

Daddy: Kitten you can tell me if you’re not okay, you won’t be in trouble

Me: *grumbles* Leave me alone

Daddy: You have to eat something, Kitten get up

Daddy: *Attempts to pick me up*

Me: *pushes Daddy off the bed* Leave me the fuck alone… I’m not hungry

Daddy: *gets angry but calms himself*

Daddy: *in a stern voice* Princess its not nice to push people off the bed, its not nice to push people at all… And what have I told you about cursing

Me: *begins to cry* I’m sorry Daddy

Daddy: *gets off the floor and picks me up and sit me on his lap*

Daddy: *rubbing my back* Its alright baby girl, just eat and tell Daddy what’s wrong

Me: *crying* I’m just really really sad for no reason

Daddy: *kisses the side of my head* Its alright Kitten, you’re just a little depressed

Me: *continue to cry*

Daddy: Shhh, its alright baby girl, Daddy’s here to fight off all the bad aliens invading your mind

Me: *giggles and sniffles*

Daddy: How about I take you into my room and bring your chicken nuggets to you with hot chocolate in your sippy cup?

Me: *nods* Okie

Daddy: *carries me into his room and lays me on the bed making sure I’m comfortable*

Daddy: What movie do you want to watch?

Me: *rubs my eyes* Monsters Inc.

Daddy: Okay *kisses my forehead*

Daddy: *quickly puts in the movie before running downstairs*

Daddy: *makes hot chocolate using daddy powers and re-warm the chicken nuggets*

Me: *gets out of the bed and takes off all my little clothes and goes in Daddy closet*

Daddy: *Walks upstairs with my sippy cup full of hot chocolate and my chicken nuggets*

Daddy: *Walks into the room* Kitten where are you?

Me: *still in closet* Trying to find my favorite Daddy shirt

Daddy: *chuckles and sits my stuff on the night stand*

Daddy: You’re looking for this one *holds up the Panic! At The Disco band shirt*

Me: *walks out the closet nodding*

Daddy: *pulls the shirt over my body before picking me up*

Daddy: Let’s watch the movie

Me: *nods grabbing my sippy cup and drinking the hot chocolate as Daddy feeds me chicken nuggets*

Daddy: I love you baby girl, don’t forget it

Me: I won’t Daddy, I love you too

Daddy: *snuggles me and watches the movie*

Misconception: You are a Gent in the sheets who lays back and thinks of England while Eggsy eats you out. ( I'm very sorry but my friends beat me to it and we're all convinced that you actually curse like a sailor.)

“…Of course. I lay back, my eyes tightly closed, my toes curled and thinking of Butterfies.”

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Leave him shuddering and writhing on the floor.